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  1. andreas says

    I found these surfing for medical jokes. I was tempted to change the doctor to emergency physician…but I’m a nice guy!

    Q. How do you hide a £5 note from a General Surgeon?
    A. Hide it in the Patient’s Notes.

    Q. How do you hide a £5 note from an Orthopaedic Surgeon?
    A. Hide it in a Textbook.

    Q. What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.
    A. A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.

    Q. What do you call 2 orthopaedic surgeons reading an ECG.
    A. A double blind trial.

  2. andreas says

    I found these surfing for medical jokes. I was tempted to change the doctor to emergency physician…but I’m a nice guy!

    Q. How do you hide a £5 note from a General Surgeon?
    A. Hide it in the Patient’s Notes.

    Q. How do you hide a £5 note from an Orthopaedic Surgeon?
    A. Hide it in a Textbook.

    Q. What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.
    A. A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.

    Q. What do you call 2 orthopaedic surgeons reading an ECG.
    A. A double blind trial.

  3. Joel says

    Make fun of us while you can…. Just wait until you’re 60 with a painful arthritic hip and then we’ll see who’s the funny guy!!!

    (joking obviously)

  4. Joel says

    Make fun of us while you can…. Just wait until you’re 60 with a painful arthritic hip and then we’ll see who’s the funny guy!!!

    (joking obviously)

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