The following is a leaked document written by Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson to all Fellows of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine.
UCEM travel guide
August 6, 2011 By 1 Comment
The UCEM executive have recently relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard…but where should we move the non-executive members?
Waiting Room Medicine
July 15, 2011 By 10 Comments
In response to a recent conversation with @Prof_Elemental regarding an engagement to perform at the upcoming Utopian Conference of Waiting Room Medicine, the Council executive have urged us to re-post the UCEM concept of Waiting Room design
UCEM rifles fondling members for secretary
June 1, 2011 By 1 Comment
UCEM call upon fondling members to submit their resume to fill the vacant position of General Secretary.
Future of UCEM Decided
March 1, 2011 By 2 Comments
Egerton Y. Davis IV makes an announcement concerning the future of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine. Will they stay or will they go?
UCEM to Leave Sinking Ship?
February 2, 2011 By 8 Comments
Is the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine about to ditch ‘Life in the Fast Lane’ and take their online presence elsewhere? Find out here…
Jack Dee nomination for F.UCEM
December 26, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Excitement is building as the the post-prandial somnolence evolves into austere reverence as the the Utopian College Council start the protracted process of sobering up in time to announce the inaugural New Years Day Honours list. This year 50 new individuals will be officially recognised as Fellows of the College.
Reducing the Future Burden of Disease
October 9, 2010 By 5 Comments
WARNING: This article contains satire…With age comes an increased risk of serious life threatening diseases. Many of these illnesses eventuate in fatality, and a great expenditure to sustain the lives of individuals living with chronic disease.
Stuxnet Worm targets UCEM Headquarters
September 27, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Software engineers working for UCEM at the Symantec Health Institute of Technology have confirmed slugtrails of the Stuxnet worm on several of the UCEM servers.
First UCEM Conference Travel
September 22, 2010 By 1 Comment
Fly like Comet Superstar on our new de Haviland G-ALYS! Most safety issues have now been addressed resulting in a 1.5 star rating from the Air Accidents Investigation Institute for the 8th year running.
