LITFL Leap of Faith Noonamah NT

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Pete Wyllie takes an awesome leap for, with and on behalf of Life in the Fast Lane (because we are too chicken to do so…)

UCEM linked to Mexicolan drug Lourdes

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UCEMleaks now reproduce in full the first of a series of emails on the controversial introduction of Xerazaxa to the emergency medicine drug marketplace..

LITFL takes a leap of faith

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Inaugural winner of the F.UCEM PhD (Publicly Happy to Display) is Sir Peter Wyllie of Alice Springs

ETT Cuff Pressure Puzzle Solved!

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Here is the solution to the ETT Cuff Pressure Puzzle… there are some lessons to be learnt. Also, we find out who is the latest to take on the F.UCEM mantle!

Meet the Bougie F.UCEMs!

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Found who are the latest esteemed practitioners of Utopian Medical Ideals to be elevated to the status of Fellow of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine due to their meritorious suggestions for the best uses of a bougie.

UCEM position statement on alcohol and idiocy

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In social outings involving idiots, alcohol was found to protect neurons against apoptosis in smarter individuals. The delay in sensory relay caused by alcohol consumption is the likely mechanism for this phenomenon.

Automatic Radiodiagnostic Security Entrance

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Could UCEM have found the panacea for some of the greatest challenges facing Waiting Room Medicine? You be the judge…

F.UCEM awarded for photo caption!

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UCEM have awarded a Fellowship of the College for the best caption for a photograph of Mike Cadogan at the Essentials conference… Find out who the Fellow is and read the winning caption right here.

Casenote Bedside Ultrasound

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Initial trials with ‘Patient Hair Analysis – Qualitative, Objective or Facile Folly?’ (the PHAQ-OFF trial), although with initially promising results, did not yield a suitably discriminative outcome for widespread use and remains a research tool only.

Diploma of HTFU

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UCEM announce the inauguration of a new educational qualification – the DipHTFU. We also find who is the first recipient of this prestigious award…