UCEM position statement on alcohol and idiocy

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In social outings involving idiots, alcohol was found to protect neurons against apoptosis in smarter individuals. The delay in sensory relay caused by alcohol consumption is the likely mechanism for this phenomenon.

Automatic Radiodiagnostic Security Entrance

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Could UCEM have found the panacea for some of the greatest challenges facing Waiting Room Medicine? You be the judge…

F.UCEM awarded for photo caption!

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UCEM have awarded a Fellowship of the College for the best caption for a photograph of Mike Cadogan at the Essentials conference… Find out who the Fellow is and read the winning caption right here.

Casenote Bedside Ultrasound

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Initial trials with ‘Patient Hair Analysis – Qualitative, Objective or Facile Folly?’ (the PHAQ-OFF trial), although with initially promising results, did not yield a suitably discriminative outcome for widespread use and remains a research tool only.

Diploma of HTFU

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UCEM announce the inauguration of a new educational qualification – the DipHTFU. We also find who is the first recipient of this prestigious award…

Further UCEM recruits

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The following is a leaked document written by Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson to all Fellows of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine.

Audition for UCEM’s Acute Pain Service

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UCEM go to India to witness candidates auditioning for the new Utopian Acute Pain Service subspecialty fellowship.

Caption needed!

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Mike is at Essentials of Emergency Medicine in San Francisco and this photo needs a caption!

Professor Elemental connected to IDC

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UCEM recognises the meritorious wearing of fighting trousers by Professor Elemental and ZDoggMD.

Australia lead the way in improbable research

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This year, Australian researchers were at the forefront of Ig Nobel research with ground breaking work on the neurological effects of full bladders, and the discovery that the male buprestid beetle enjoys copulating with Australian beer bottles (stubbies)