Could UCEM have found the panacea for some of the greatest challenges facing Waiting Room Medicine? You be the judge…

UCEM have awarded a Fellowship of the College for the best caption for a photograph of Mike Cadogan at the Essentials conference… Find out who the Fellow is and read the winning caption right here.

Initial trials with ‘Patient Hair Analysis – Qualitative, Objective or Facile Folly?’ (the PHAQ-OFF trial), although with initially promising results, did not yield a suitably discriminative outcome for widespread use and remains a research tool only.

UCEM announce the inauguration of a new educational qualification – the DipHTFU. We also find who is the first recipient of this prestigious award…

The following is a leaked document written by Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson to all Fellows of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine.

UCEM go to India to witness candidates auditioning for the new Utopian Acute Pain Service subspecialty fellowship.

Mike is at Essentials of Emergency Medicine in San Francisco and this photo needs a caption!

UCEM recognises the meritorious wearing of fighting trousers by Professor Elemental and ZDoggMD.

This year, Australian researchers were at the forefront of Ig Nobel research with ground breaking work on the neurological effects of full bladders, and the discovery that the male buprestid beetle enjoys copulating with Australian beer bottles (stubbies)

The UCEM executive have recently relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard…but where should we move the non-executive members?