UCEM recognises the meritorious wearing of fighting trousers by Professor Elemental and ZDoggMD.
UCEM travel guide
August 6, 2011 By 1 Comment
The UCEM executive have recently relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard…but where should we move the non-executive members?
A New Threat Tied in to Intensive Care
May 5, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Environmental selection pressures are a driving force in the adaptive processes driving adaptive processes in organisms.
Future of UCEM Decided
March 1, 2011 By 2 Comments
Egerton Y. Davis IV makes an announcement concerning the future of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine. Will they stay or will they go?
UCEM Selectively Research Rival Research Institute
February 15, 2011 By 5 Comments
The UCEM has today received leaked information that Wakefield is set to open his own research institute to collect evidence that supports his assumptions.
Jack Dee nomination for F.UCEM
December 26, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Excitement is building as the the post-prandial somnolence evolves into austere reverence as the the Utopian College Council start the protracted process of sobering up in time to announce the inaugural New Years Day Honours list. This year 50 new individuals will be officially recognised as Fellows of the College.
Reducing the Future Burden of Disease
October 9, 2010 By 5 Comments
WARNING: This article contains satire…With age comes an increased risk of serious life threatening diseases. Many of these illnesses eventuate in fatality, and a great expenditure to sustain the lives of individuals living with chronic disease.
Stuxnet Worm targets UCEM Headquarters
September 27, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Software engineers working for UCEM at the Symantec Health Institute of Technology have confirmed slugtrails of the Stuxnet worm on several of the UCEM servers.
Utopian Waiting Room
August 27, 2010 By 3 Comments
With increasing ED crowding and ever increasing waiting the Utopian College has produced guidelines to improve patient comfort and safety and to begin diagnosis and treatment for those stable and well enough to enjoy time within the waiting room – Waiting Room Medicine.
The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine
November 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment
