The newest F.UCEM is announced as is the winning caption for the ZDoggMD/ ERCast photo from Essentials 2012.
Meet the Bougie F.UCEMs!
June 5, 2012 by 1 Comment
Found who are the latest esteemed practitioners of Utopian Medical Ideals to be elevated to the status of Fellow of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine due to their meritorious suggestions for the best uses of a bougie.
UCEM position statement on alcohol and idiocy
February 28, 2012 by 5 Comments
In social outings involving idiots, alcohol was found to protect neurons against apoptosis in smarter individuals. The delay in sensory relay caused by alcohol consumption is the likely mechanism for this phenomenon.
Automatic Radiodiagnostic Security Entrance
December 27, 2011 by Leave a Comment
Could UCEM have found the panacea for some of the greatest challenges facing Waiting Room Medicine? You be the judge…
F.UCEM awarded for photo caption!
December 21, 2011 by 1 Comment
UCEM have awarded a Fellowship of the College for the best caption for a photograph of Mike Cadogan at the Essentials conference… Find out who the Fellow is and read the winning caption right here.
Casenote Bedside Ultrasound
December 4, 2011 by 1 Comment
Initial trials with ‘Patient Hair Analysis – Qualitative, Objective or Facile Folly?’ (the PHAQ-OFF trial), although with initially promising results, did not yield a suitably discriminative outcome for widespread use and remains a research tool only.
Diploma of HTFU
November 30, 2011 by 1 Comment
UCEM announce the inauguration of a new educational qualification – the DipHTFU. We also find who is the first recipient of this prestigious award…
Further UCEM recruits
November 25, 2011 by 1 Comment
The following is a leaked document written by Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson to all Fellows of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine.
Audition for UCEM’s Acute Pain Service
November 24, 2011 by Leave a Comment
UCEM go to India to witness candidates auditioning for the new Utopian Acute Pain Service subspecialty fellowship.
Professor Elemental connected to IDC
November 4, 2011 by Leave a Comment
UCEM recognises the meritorious wearing of fighting trousers by Professor Elemental and ZDoggMD.
