Molvanian Cake of Fruit

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With all the excitement building around the Utopian Waiting Room Conference in Molvania in the earlymost part of 2011, we thought it would be fun to share some of the traditional Molvanian recipes for our fondling members to try their hand at. First up is a nice simple recipe sent in by one of the Sir Huberts former mistresses: the MOLVANIAN CAKE OF FRUIT RECIPE

Resusci Sharon and CPR Tracey

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Resusci Sharon and CPR Tracey are the brainchild of the Austro-Utopian Lego builder and Play-Doh modeler Torferson Nikolai Davadenko Putin. The new models are more responsive, compliant, malleable and accepting of intervention.

Molvanian Conference Dancing Shoes 2011

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The final entries are pouring in for the UCEM Waiting Room Conference Dancing Shoes competition. Every year the Fellowship ceremony is followed by a couple of Grand Balls where it is Fellows sport the official Utopian College commemorative footwear.

Defibritazer BP50KV

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The one shot answer to electrical restraint and DC cardioversion. The all in one response to cardiac arrest, following police arrest

Come visit Lajk Travolta

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Come visit Lajk Travolta! Enjoy the wetlands of Lajk Travolta. This biodiverse echocosm boasts some of the rarest and most fragile species on the planet including Escherisheria coli, Vibrio vulnificus, and Borrelia burgdorferi

Utopian College Conference on Waiting Room Medicine

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Molvania will play host of the first UCEM conference of Waiting Room Medicine. The hectic schedule and workshops has been developed to provide experienced practitioners with an up-to-date, eminence-based, yet practical, overview of important and controversial topics in Waiting Room Medicine.