Resusci Sharon and CPR Tracey are now available for purchase. But at what price? UCEM looks at the price of ‘similar’ models on the market…
UCEM Selectively Research Rival Research Institute
February 15, 2011 By 5 Comments
The UCEM has today received leaked information that Wakefield is set to open his own research institute to collect evidence that supports his assumptions.
Bad Movie Medicine
January 28, 2011 By 3 Comments
A recent tweet by LITFL friend and medical satirist extrordinaire ZDoggMD piqued my interest… @zdoggmd No wonder government docs couldn’t resuscitate E.T. in the movie; they shocked asystole and tried bretylium, for God’s sake. …and got me thinking. There have been some quite unusual, somewhat interesting and rather unconventional (some would say ridiculous) medical treatments [...]
UCEM Guidelines for Orthopedics
January 12, 2011 By 9 Comments
Egerton Y Davis IV unveils the latest guidelines to be produced by UCEM, the much anticipated Guidelines for Orthopedic Surgery.
Defibritazer Update
January 5, 2011 By 3 Comments
UCEM’s new Defibritazer BP50KV device promises to revolutionise the way we practice medicine in the Waiting Room. Interest in the device has reached fever pitch. Some insane individual has even gone as far as designing a Defibritazer BP50KV T-shirt: Meanwhile @Lyall has kindly volunteered to take part in the demonstration of this device at the [...]
Santa lives… again!
December 24, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Santa lives… again. Is he a euletide Schrodinger’s cat? Read how he survived zombification, reaped the benefits of the ME and ELF health plan and instituted new work practices to ensure that the Christmas show goes on.
The Death of Santa Claus
December 20, 2010 By 2 Comments
Disturbing news is coming from Enlightenment Boulevard where the UCEM Council Executive has recently received reports of the death of Santa Claus.
Emergency Christmas Gifts
December 8, 2010 By Leave a Comment
It may feel like the sands of time are fast running through your fingers, but there is still time to buy emergency Christmas gifts for your favourite emergency physician. Here is the official list of UCEM-approved ‘Christmas Gifts for the Emergency Department’.
UCEM Video Learning Modules
December 7, 2010 By Leave a Comment
UCEM’s Professor Stickler presents the first UCEM video learning module to assist the acquisition of core skills by UCEM fondling members.
Silent but deadly fumes begone!
December 3, 2010 By 3 Comments
Amid ongoing uncertainty about the role of activated charcoal in acute toxicology, comes this new use for activated carbon. UCEM advocates the use of this new product for neutralising ‘silent but deadly’ fumes and to promote the preservation of marriage.
