Putting Patients at Ease

A new UCEM guideline is out: “Putting Patients at Ease”. Apparently the best way to learn how to do something is to first learn how NOT to do it.

UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation

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With ILCOR’s worksheets now available for viewing as pat of a worldwide effort involving hundreds of dedicated researchers working together over many years, UCEM has decided to preempt the next iteration of guidelines by creating their own.

UCEM says No to Softness

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The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (UCEM) is proud to announce a new policy pertaining to the discipline of peri-departmental medicine. Until now, the softest admissions – such as the Patient Without Discernible Pathology (PWDP) – have been the toughest dispositions.