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UCEM Relocates despite economic downturn
November 19, 2009 By 4 Comments

The UCEM have relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard thanks to the generosity of it’s fondling members and the subtly underhand and ever so slightly fraudulent work of our very own Chair of Indiscriminate Fines. As fondling members will remember, the old College headquarters were woefully inadequate for the degree [...]






























