Prof Bristol Calls For Volunteers

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Professor Bristol announces a new study to find the cure for anal retentiveness. Will stool transplants spell the end for this neglected disease?

Bristol Stool Chart Set to Expand

Professor Oliver Orvil Jeremiah Octavia Bristol is leading a pioneering research effort to expand the Bristol Stool Chart from the standard 7 tiers to a more comprehensive and useful 31 categories.

We at Life in the Fast lane support this bold move and hope the medical community will rally around this ground breaking research effort.