Australasian Resuscitation Guidelines 2011

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The Australian Resuscitation Council has release its 2011 resuscitation guidelines and flowcharts.

Resuscitation Guidelines 2010

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Resuscitation Guidelines for 2010 are out for the UK, Europe and the United States. We’re still waiting for ours in Australia… Here is where to find the new guidelines and a few of the ‘moves and shakes’ are highlighted.

Emergency Nurses Week

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This week celebrates emergency nurses week, with emergency nurses day being celebrated this Wednesday the 13th in emergency departments around Australia and the rest off the world. Emergency nurses day is held each year to recognise the hard work and dedication of emergency nurse’s.

Emergency Care Information Gateway

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Emergency Care information Gateway is a website developed through the National Health and Medical Research Council to support the exchange of resources and sharing of ideas that will promote improved emergency care

Society for the Prevention of Surgery

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UCEM investigators have unearthed a shadowy organization known as the Society for the Prevention of Surgery. Prof Staghorn shows how to identify its members.

Man catches gizmonotic virus?

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In the future infectious diseases specialists will not only have human infections and zoonoses to deal with, but gizmonotic diseases (like computer viruses) as well.

UCEM Intern Training

It has been a while, but Dr Dork (our first Waiting Room intern) has finally made a second referral in Utopia.

Honorary Fellowship of the UCEM

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To maintain our ameritocratic Professorial ranking structure it is essential that we hand pick our nonpareil leadership and abstain from the randir of a common members vote.

Ameritous Professor Broughton-D’Lirium

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A/Prof Broughton-D’Lirium is a natural rabble-rouser, incapable of staying quiescent for more than one agenda item. His tirades of virulent invective usually falter when challenged by senate colleagues armed with an appropriate anti-invective agent.

Prof Staghorn joins UCEM

Prof Staghorn in his Vale tudo heyday

Professor Inglebert Struvite Staghorn hails from the village of Calyxia nestled on the anaconda-infested shores of the Amazon River. Although the young Staghorn’s missionary parents encouraged him to study the healing arts, he instead discovered a taste for the art of no-holds-barred fighting…