UCEM Medical Acronym Dictionary

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It is intended that this hardly comprehensive, nor accurate collection of acronyms, phrases and astute observations will assist those not of medically sound mind to gain a pseudo-scientific insight into the inner sanctum of the glorified hallows of medical parlance.

Odentophagia

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Procrastination and Neologisation met in a bar. Eponyms and retrodiction lay idle as they were enveloped by the dankness of stagnant learning, draped in the predilection of Morpheus. They begat an heir ‘Odentophagia’

Where should I stick this?

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Blogging, tweeting and online social communication has taken a back seat as I write the next editions of the medical textbooks. Researching the material for the texts is fun, but not as enjoyable as collaborating in the medical blogosphere.

Aussie Jingle Bells

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With the festive season upon us, the Life in The Fast Lane team would like to share an Aussie Christmas favourite. This ‘carol‘ embraces the passion of the Aussie lifestyle and lifts the spirits in 40 degree heat in a way snow laden caricatures cannot… Dashing through the bush In a rusty Holden Ute Kicking [...]

Freudian Slap

Overnight I was confronted by an angry and aggressive middle-aged male weighing 183kg (400lb). Obesive: descriptive term for corpulent persons prone to using insulting, coarse or derogatory language

Sickening grammar

In the world of medicine there has been a grammatical battle raging for what seems an eternity. “Who are the warring parties?”, you ask.

On one side are those that say “nauseating”, and on the the other, those that say “nauseous”.

PFO and the consequences

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“PFO”…”Not another TLA”, I hear you groan… PFO is a three letter acronym that stands for “pissed, fell over“… A disturbingly frequent presenting complaint to emergency departments around the world. Here’s a bar chart showing the pattern of injuries that result from PFOs, according to blood alcohol concentration: The bottom line according to @precordialthump: At [...]

Is Twitter the essential Blogging nutrient?

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Prompted by a series of conversational musings and twitterings the concept of a ‘blogging ecosystem’ became apparent. With the ‘blogging host’ as the primary producer and ‘blog posts’ as distribution seeds – I went in search of the other energy sources necessary to create a fit, healthy and viable blog.

Z is for

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Austrian vernacular or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter Z

Y is for

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Austrian vernacular or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter Y