UCEM Medical Acronym Dictionary

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It is intended that this hardly comprehensive, nor accurate collection of acronyms, phrases and astute observations will assist those not of medically sound mind to gain a pseudo-scientific insight into the inner sanctum of the glorified hallows of medical parlance.

Who Named It?

Who named it?

A shout out for Whonamedit.com: a biographical dictionary of medical eponyms that aims to present a complete survey of all medical phenomena named for a person.

Glandular Alphabetum

Pathologically cute bunny

Pathology must be really boring sometimes…all that purple and pink and cold laboratory environment. So who can blame them for being excited when they chance upon a pareidolic experience, a Wolkenkuckucksheim if you like where the pathologist finally has the chance to say ‘Bad news: you have a tumor. Good news: it’s really cute!’

Purulent Suppuration

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Should a word with pus- and -sy be used in medicine?

Z is for

z

Austrian vernacular or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter Z

Y is for

y

Austrian vernacular or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter Y

X is for

x

Austrian vernacular in the Aussie Medical Dictionary or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter X

W is for

w

Austrian vernacular in the Aussie Medical Dictionary or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter W

V is for

v

Austrian vernacular in the Aussie Medical Dictionary or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter V
Verandah [over the toy shop]
A man’s beer belly
‘Toy shop’ is a joking term for the male genitals

U is for

u

Austrian vernacular in the Aussie Medical Dictionary or Ausenclature for the medical professional visiting Australia – the letter U