Utopian College of Emergency For Medicine (UCEM)

Welcome to the spiritual home of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine est 2009

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UCEM Conference in Waiting Room Medicine 2011
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With access to inpatient beds for acutely ill patients consistently decreasing over the last decade there is a critical and growing need for the emergency medicine team to deliver pre-emptive medicine to the community outwith the confines of the Emergency Department.

Utopian Medicine has evolved to meet this growing need and deliver time-sensitive interventions and life-saving emergency care with the development of Waiting Room Surgery, Bus Stop Medicine and Seaside PR through the School of Health and Information Technology.

It is the horizontal and vertical integration at a 4-dimensional level that will allow the development of the Utopian ideals to all health professionals involved in Emergency Care in the peri-departmental setting. For further discussion and more information on course enrollment please read the Federations Executive summary below and join us on Facebook. To keep up to date with the latest UCEM machinations follow PR Supervisor Egerton Y. Davis IV on Twitter.

	UCEM Scientific Publications		UCEM Education and Training
	Reducing the Future Burden of Disease Neuro-protective Effect of Alcohol on idiocy Adaptive parasitology, and free parking UCEM Medical Acronym Dictionary UCEM IT Solutions PHAQ-OFF trial		Action at a distance Prof Bristol Stool Expansion Project The Poison Preview Christmas Canceled? Christmas Cancellation Canned Lunchbox War on Disease Mental Health Hotline

	UCEM Waiting Room Initiatives		UCEM Waiting Room Conference
	The Art of Waiting Room Medicine (Part I) (Part II) Waiting Room Medicine Redesign UCEM Develops Waiting Room Video Waiting Room Gynaecology		UCEM Conference 2011 (Molvania) UCEM 2011 Schedule UCEM 2011 Workshops UCEM 2011 Travel and Entertainment Utopian College commemorative footwear UCEM acute pain service

	UCEM Council Executive		UCEM Education and Training
	UCEM Council Executive Organisational Structure Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson Evolution of the Utopian College Professor Harry Stickler Assistant Sub-Professor Egerton Yorick Davis IV Professor Oliver Orvil Jeremiah Octavia Bristol Professor Inglebert Struvite Staghorn Ameritous Professor Broughton-D’Lirium		UCEM Mission Statement Latinification of Motto UCEM Headquarters UCEM Fondling Members UCEM MUPPETS UCEM Roles and Core Competencies UCEM Glossary of Terms Honorary Fellowship of the UCEM Academic Strife in Waiting Room Medicine

	UCEM Position Statements		UCEM Guidelines
	UCEM says NO to Softness UCEM Warns Against ADHD Treatment UCEM Prepares for Mass Overdose UCEM Announces Electropenogram UCEM to Save the NHS Downstairs Patients, Upstairs! ME, ELF and UCEM The Staghorn Challenge UCEM Adopts New Polypill		UCEM Guidelines for Constipation UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation UCEM WHORe Guidlines UCEM Psychiatric Referral Guideline UCEM Guidelines for Imminent Admission UCEM Promotes ‘Toughen Up’ Pill UCEM facilitates new Pain Scale UCEM Levels of Eminence UCEM Guide to Patient Without Discernible Pathology

	UCEM Educational Videos
	The Emergency Consultant interaction The Surgical Referral The Medical Referral (with added slough) The Evolution of Utopian Medicine Interview with the UCEM president MUPPET mastermind

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