Fly like Comet Superstar on our new de Haviland G-ALYS! Most safety issues have now been addressed resulting in a 1.5 star rating from the Air Accidents Investigation Institute for the 8th year running. In particular the airplanes have been given much time to rest to counteract the effects of metal fatigue on the airframe. Our windows now also only open in the smoking sections of the aircraft (rows 2-42).
Come visit Lajk Travolta! Enjoy the wetlands of Lajk Travolta. This biodiverse echocosm boasts some of the rarest and most fragile species on the planet including E.Coli, Vibrio, Borrelia, Leptospirosis and a virulent strain of Erysipelothrix sovietopathiae resistent to all known penecillins, cephalosporins and fluoroquinolones.
Come see the Royal Molvanian Ballet. Surprisingly, compared to The London Royal Ballet, The New York City Ballet and the Bolshoi, whose patronage each numbers in its thousands, thanks to its popular online performances, the Royal Molvanian Ballet Company boasts a customer base of over 42 million viewers per day!