March 15, 2010

Bad News Broken Again

All doctors find breaking bad news a difficult thing to do. No matter how well prepared you are for your patient’s reactions, the unexpected is always waiting around the corner.

Fortunately, I have yet to encounter this scenario (you may want to turn up the volume):

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From the film ‘Funny People‘.

Emergency Musical Interlude XVII

Come to ER…right now…Torture Me

The Emergency Musical Interlude Series ground to a halt late last year due to the lack of high quality medically related music videos in production on the web.

I feel your disappointment.

But fear no more, take a deep breath sit back and relax, safe in the knowledge that we are still capable of finding some of the most obscure and disturbing medical music on the interweb…

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A Storm is Brewing

Tim Minchin’s brilliant beat-poem “Storm” strikes a dagger in the heart of pseudo-medical flim-flammery and quackadelic mind muddling. You’ll be glad to hear that there is a new animated version in the works. Keep your eyes peeled for when the final version is ready, as the trailer suggests it will be worth waiting for.

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Check out Quackery Without Scruples to hear the full version of Tim Minchin’s “Storm”.

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

No surgeon makes the decision to amputate a limb lightly. But what if you had to amputate your own limb?

“No operation should be carried out unless absolutely necessary, nor should a surgeon operate unless he would undergo the same operation himself in similar circumstances.”
- John Hunter

Watch Aron Ralston tell the astonishing tale – in excruciating detail – of how he survived using a pocket knife to sever his own arm after it was trapped and crushed beneath a fallen boulder.

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Aron Ralston discusses his survival and recovery in his book ‘Between a Rock and a Hard Place‘.

Bells Jingle Around the World

In a flourish of Utopian Christmas spirit and with the assistance of @bitethedust… the Life in the Fast Lane team embrace all cultural displays of festive positivity. Having demonstrated the Aussie Rusty Holden Ute, it is only fair that we travel further afield for some more great examples of Jingle Bell Joy.

India

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England

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Australia

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Japan (Ukelele duo U900)

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USA Bluegrass Allstars

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Italy

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FrogLand

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Words of Wisdom in Christmas Cheer

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Christmas Brilliance from the Guru – Tim Minchin

White Wine in the Sun

I’m looking forward to Christmas
It’s sentimental I know
But I just really like it

I am hardly religious
I’d rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu
To be honest

And yes I have all of the usual objections to consumerism
The commercialization of ancient religions
And the Westernization of a dead Palestinian
Press-ganged into selling Play stations and beer
But I still really like it

I really like Christmas
Though I’m not expecting
A visit from Jesus

I’ll be seeing my dad
My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum
They’ll be drinking white wine in the sun
I’ll be seeing my dad
My sisters and brother, my gran and my mum
They’ll be drinking white wine in the sun

I don’t go for ancient wisdom
I don’t believe just cos ideas are tenacious
It means they are worthy

I’m ambivalent to churches
Some of the hymns that they sing have nice chords
Though the lyrics are dodgy

And yes I have all of the usual objections to the mis-education
Of children forced into a cult institution and taught to externalise blame
And to feel ashamed and to judge things as plain right or wrong
But I quite like the songs

I really like London
Though Christmas is not quite as white as I’d hoped
It’s kind of European

I’m not expecting great presents
The old combination of socks, jocks and chocolate
Is just fine by me

‘Cos I’ll be seeing my dad
My brother and sisters, my gran and my mum
They’ll be drinking white wine in the sun
I’ll be seeing my dad
My sisters and brother, my gran and my mum
They’ll be drinking white wine in the sun

And you my baby girl
My jet-lagged infant daughter
You’ll be handed round the room
Like a puppy at a petting zoo

And you’re too young to know
But you will learn one day
That wherever you are and whatever you face
These are the people
Who’ll make you feel safe in the world
My sweet blue-eyed girl

And if my baby girl
When you’re twenty one or thirty one
And Christmas comes around
And you find yourself 9000 miles from home

You’ll know whatever comes
Your brothers and sisters and me and your mum.
Will be waiting for you in the sun

Girl when Christmas comes
Your brothers and sisters
Your aunts and your uncles
Your grandparents, cousins
And me and your mum.
Will be drinking white wine in the sun
Waiting for you in the sun
Drinking white wine in the sun
Waiting for you

I really like Christmas
It’s sentimental I know

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Days Beyond Superlative

Some days are special.

Some days are amazing…

…and some days are so amazing they go beyond superlative; destiny changing days to be forever ingrained in ones mind. Saturday was one of these days.

During the weekend it had been my great honour and privilege to share time with Fleetwood Mac, in particular the drummer and namesake of the band –  Mr Mick Fleetwood.

Despite his hectic and demanding schedule, Mick took the time to take my boys on to the stage immediately before the concert at Members Equity Stadium, Perth. There he gave them an inspirational drumming lesson they will never forget.

Mick, you are truly a scholar and a gentleman. We salute you.

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Hamish drumming with Mick Fleetwood

Hamish drumming with Mick Fleetwood

Aussie Jingle Bells

With the festive season upon us, the Life in The Fast Lane team would like to share an Aussie Christmas favourite. This ‘carol‘ embraces the passion of the Aussie lifestyle and lifts the spirits in 40 degree heat in a way snow laden caricatures cannot…

Aussie Xmas 003 Aussie Jingle Bells

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Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It’s summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts & thongs

Chorus:
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia
On a scorching summers day
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Christmas time is beut
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
rusty Holden ute

Engine’s getting hot
Dodge the kangaroos
Swaggy climbs aboard
He is welcome too
All the family is there
Sitting by the pool
Christmas day, the Aussie way
By the barbecue!

Chorus

Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze
The kids and Uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go
We take a family snap
Then pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up

Chorus

Aussie Xmas 002 Aussie Jingle Bells

…and whilst we are at it, lets go back to 1983 with Austen Tayshus. This record sold Double Platinum and remains the highest selling single in Australian Recording history…

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Fakebook Consultations Banned

Medical indemnity insurers are advising their members that communicating with patients via Facebook could mean stepping over the strict boundary defining acceptable doctor-patient relationships as reported in 6minutes today.

A GP in the UK recently was sent lilies by a patient in gratitude for treating his whiplash, who had found out her favourite flower via Facebook. After rejecting subsequent advances, the GP’s insurer advised her to write a cease-and-desist-style letter and pass his patient file to other colleagues.

In Australia, a junior medical officer jeopardised his career after comments he posted on Facebook about patients were reported to the medical board and his employer. He kept his job, but only after much stress, and $5,000 in legal fees.

Not sure I agree that ‘communicating with patients via social media networks such as Facebook can also reflect badly on the medical profession as a whole’. Instead I would hope that rational and ethical consideration would wash over physicians with an online presence tempering their cerebrations and cogitations on matters involving medical education and advice.

I think that does reflect in general on what the public’s perception would be of doctors, as do any adverse events involving doctors. I guess one argument is that Facebook is a private thing and what you do in your private life is irrelevant, but I think there is a possibility that can reflect on you as a professional as well.

Dr Sara Bird, Medico-Legal manager for MDA National

I am not sure how Big Brother will go in reviewing the DM’s on Twitter or my Facebook inbox messages from colleagues, friends and relatives cogitating on the most appropriate course of action for Aunty Edna’s haemorrhoids…instead maybe we should formalise some rules for the interactions of socially inept health care professionals with respect to their online presence as a suitable defence against medicolegal castigation. Options include:

  • Be as professional and courteous online, as you are in person
  • Think before you type before you publish
  • Utilise the vast resources available on the web to cite credible sources when responding to questions of a medical nature
  • Use a website disclaimer as per @DrVes 

or…

  • Refer ‘potential online patients’ to more credible sources of medical information such as  Yahoo Health
  • Limit interactions of a medical nature to direct, visual and kinaesthetic
  • Isolate yourself from virtual social interactions
  • Suddenly and dramatically lose the ability to act in a respectful and responsible manner whilst throwing rocks from behind a computer screen and being ignorant to the potential complications of legacy information being retained in cyberspace…
  • Do not accept ‘friend requests’ from your mother or other relatives (most common sources of medical information requests) or publicly accept gifts from, or enter into flirtatious cyber-conversation with patients…

Remember – “what goes online…stays online

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Bristol Stool Chart Set to Expand

Professor Oliver Orvil Jeremiah Octavia Bristol is leading a pioneering research effort to expand the Bristol Stool Chart from the standard 7 tiers to a more comprehensive and useful 31 categories.

We at Life in the Fast lane support this bold move and hope the medical community will rally around this ground breaking research effort.

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What On Earth’s Wrong With Placebos ?

‘What on earth’s wrong with placebos?

They cost very little to develop.

They work extraordinarily well.

They have no side effects or if they do they’re imaginary so you can safely ignore them.’

Rory Sutherland, TED 2009.

I’m a big fan of TED and strongly suggest you subscribe to their video podcasts if you don’t already.

Rory Sutherland is an advertising whizz.  He argues that adding intangible or perceived value to things we already have  is perhaps no bad thing and perhaps may be the only alternative to a world of unsustainable consumerism.

This clip made me laugh out loud  (especially the combo pack) – the perfect example of adding intangible value.

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You can watch the whole TED talk here

Supremus Totus Vindicatum Haud Officium

MUPPET Mastermind and the UCEM principal motto…

Supremus Totus Vindicatum Haud Officium
Above all, claim no responsibility

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MUPPET Mastermind

Interview with the UCEM President

Today the UCEM released the first in a series of interviews by Hilda Lutenblag with Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson the Third – President and primary fondling member of the Intergalactic Federation of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine.

The interview below contains the actual voices of Hilda and Sir Hubert however for ethical, cultural and legal reasons we are unable to show Sir Huberts true physiognomy. As such, all visual depictions from the UCEM will either be rendered, role played or be plucked form the darkest reaches of the mind of the Colleges in-house artist.

You can watch the video interview on YouTube, Facebook or below…

UCEM President Interview

Life in an Urban (Legend) ED

Big hat tip to Shadowfax (aka @MovinMeat), author of the great accidental ER blog ‘Movin’ Meat‘.

Death by Black Hole

As an emergency doctor it is important to be aware of all the myriad ways of meeting one’s maker. ‘Death by Black Hole’ – a process that results in ’spaghettification’ – is one of the more exotic ways of dying that until now I hadn’t considered in any great detail…

Neil DeGrasse Tyson explains it all:

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Medical Pimping – Robot Style

“They know nothing of Natural Philosophy, these pin-heads. Drunkards, sloths, their bellies filled with Mead and Ale. O that I might see them pimped!”
William Harvey laments his students’ lack of enthusiasm…
-  from Brancati, FL. The art of pimping. JAMA. 1989;262(1)89 [fulltext]

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Emergency Musical Interlude XVI

The impact of audio, visual and kinaesthetic learning modalities within a contextual setting is an effective educational ploy. One of my favourites is Diagnosis Wenkebach from ‘Med 2010 – U of A records’.

‘Living Arrhythmias’ [recorded by Dr John C Grammar MD FACC with Bigeminal productions in 1980] has been an enduring educational resource. The original soundless recording is a classic resource which has been set to myriad of modern melodies from Wham and Groove Cutter to Black Box…but this version is my favourite

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Fácil y didáctico! Para toda la familia! El mejor tratado visual de cardiología de todos los tiempos, sin lugar a dudas,por el Dr. John C. Grammer, Medico Internista y Cardiólogo de Texas

It is fantastic when eminent teachers and professors assist the learning process with unique, fun, stimulating and dynamic approaches. AVK enhances accesibility and provides for a memorable learning experience…sometimes

Unfortunately things do not always work out so well…

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Please do not try this at home….

Health Promotion is a joke

I, like Croakey from Crikey, have enjoyed some of the Governmental approaches to utilising media strategies to provide health promotion. Unfortunately most of the recent Australian Health campaigns have been a little ‘dry’ and hard to take in so we have to resort to the power of social media to spread the health promotion message – by sharing other countries campaigns…

The US Department of Health and Human Services has launched a competition to find the best Flu Prevention Public Service Announcement . My favourites are Bagman and Chainsaw, check out the other videos – voting closes today…

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With the same Health Promotion in mind, these are my favourite anti-smoking PSA

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…closely followed by

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Emergency Medicine Personified

Finally a documentary that demonstrates the grueling workload; medical dilemmas; diagnostic conundrums; inter-departmental one-upmanship and cutting edge therapy that makes emergency physicians stand out from the crowd…

I don’t think Ive ever seen anybody looking so peaky – get the medicine in here right now…

I’m sorry Steve – I can’t let you do that. You’re just the sort of doctor that makes people go to sleep for operations…whereas I specialize in people who have been in the wars in this particular way…

Oh no…he was fine, now he is poorly from too much electric…

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Swine Flu Mutation

Bad news on the swine flu mutation front…..

From the much missed ‘Big Train