
Ameritous Professor Broughton-Delirium noted with pleasure the official announcement by the WHO this week that the influenza pandemic was officially over. In a moment of psephological lucidity, he realised that this may explain the steady waning of local interest in pollyvirus infections. The supposedly great federal infection has, he insists, failed to ignite the level of concern and general panic befitting a true epidemic such as seen in Europe during the General Infection earlier this year.





























