March 18, 2010

Aussie Jingle Bells

With the festive season upon us, the Life in The Fast Lane team would like to share an Aussie Christmas favourite. This ‘carol‘ embraces the passion of the Aussie lifestyle and lifts the spirits in 40 degree heat in a way snow laden caricatures cannot…

Aussie Xmas 003 Aussie Jingle Bells

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Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It’s summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts & thongs

Chorus:
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia
On a scorching summers day
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Christmas time is beut
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
rusty Holden ute

Engine’s getting hot
Dodge the kangaroos
Swaggy climbs aboard
He is welcome too
All the family is there
Sitting by the pool
Christmas day, the Aussie way
By the barbecue!

Chorus

Come the afternoon
Grandpa has a doze
The kids and Uncle Bruce
Are swimming in their clothes
The time comes round to go
We take a family snap
Then pack the car and all shoot through
Before the washing up

Chorus

Aussie Xmas 002 Aussie Jingle Bells

…and whilst we are at it, lets go back to 1983 with Austen Tayshus. This record sold Double Platinum and remains the highest selling single in Australian Recording history…

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Sickening grammar

In the world of medicine there has been a grammatical battle raging for what seems an eternity.

“Who are the warring parties?”, you ask.

On one side are those that say “nauseating”, and on the the other, those that say “nauseous”.

“Other related terms from the 17th century—nauseation, nauseative, nauseity, nausity—are now obsolete or used very rarely…”

Who is right? The merging borders of written and spoken language; the cyclical nature of grammatical favour and the explosion of social media are to blame for the confusion surrounding linguistic semantics.

Whereas the use of nauseous in the subjective sense when speaking now seems a given, nauseated is still holding its own in text. Conversely, the use of nauseous to indicate the cause of nausea is rapidly falling into disuse in spoken conversation (and when it is used, it is sometimes confused with noxious), whereas it maintains only a rapidly diminishing tenuous lead over nauseating in text.

Find out more at the OUPblog: Nauseating or Nauseous or at the AMA Manual of Style

“And from the standpoint of medicine as an art for the prevention and cure of disease, the man who translates the hieroglyphics of science into the plain language of healing is certainly the more useful.”
- William Osler, from ‘Teacher and Student’, in Aequanimitas.

PS. For those that missed Toxicology Conundrum #015, here’s a vivid reminder of why its all bad, regardless of whether you’re feeling nauseated or nauseous…

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PFO and the consequences

“PFO”…”Not another TLA”, I hear you groan…

PFO is a three letter acronym that stands for “pissed, fell over“… A disturbingly frequent presenting complaint to emergency departments around the world.

Here’s a bar chart showing the pattern of injuries that result from PFOs, according to blood alcohol concentration:

injury vs bac PFO and the consequences

From: Johnston JJ, McGovern SJ. Alcohol related falls: an interesting pattern of injuries. Emerg Med J. 2004 Mar;21(2):185-8.

The bottom line according to @precordialthump:

At a BAC of about 2.5 g/L most people are too drunk to put their arms out to break their fall…

So they fall flat on their faces…

Is Twitter the essential Blogging nutrient?

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twitter as a nutrient source Is Twitter the essential Blogging nutrient?

Prompted by a series of conversational musings and twitterings the concept of a ‘blogging ecosystem‘ became apparent. With the ‘blogging host‘ as the primary producer and ‘blog posts’ as distribution seeds – I went in search of the other energy sources necessary to create a fit, healthy and viable blog.

Additional correlates within the blog life cycle include sunlight (readership), water (news sources) and nutrients (disambiguated, decomposed information mulch). So, how do these processes combine? How can we rationalize the individual relationships between the energy sources, information resources and the organic content decompilers? How do we define the ‘blogging ecosystem

blog twitter nutrient Is Twitter the essential Blogging nutrient?

The blogging organism requires a few essential elements to survive, develop and grow. As with any living plant the essential elements for growth include sunlight, water, nutrients and a stable environment.

  1. Sunlight: A diffuse and radiant energy – your readership. Every blog requires some semblance of light to grow. Increased growth will spread the blogs branches tall and create a canopy. However this canopy (being essentially phototropic) can sway towards the readership desires – beware the angry venter!
  2. Water: Environmental news sources, news feeds, information aggregators, RSS feeds
  3. Information Mulch: The combination of organic material [life experience] with water [environmental news resources] in shaded conditions [thinking time] – creates the ‘information mulch’
  4. Decomposers: The natural decomposers on the forrest floor are the Twitts, the Tweeple and the ‘Dipity Swurlers’ – these are not your normal readership – these are friends in feed. They are natural decomposers of information able to rationalize good content, break down longer posts or hefty journal articles and provide shortened, pre-digested pearls of information…’nutrients and humus
  5. Nutrients: [Macronutrients and micronutrients] Essentially the tweeple [consumers and decomposers] are able to disaggregate and disambiguate to ‘enrich the soil’ and ’stabilize the mulch’- they are the ‘catalysts of the blogging ecosystem and produce ‘tweets’ and ‘twitterings’ – the essential aggregated macronutrient for a blossoming blog.

As with all ecosystems ‘optimal’ conditions for growth must be maintained for the blogging organism to grow to its full potential. The combination of sunlight and water is a constant flux which the hardiest of organisms is capable of coping with – but environmental stressors may be overwhelming

  • Too much light: Over-exposure can lead to intense pressure on the blogger, a perpetual desire to produce immaculate and well researched postings, a fear of failure. This can result in a ‘fanfare blog‘ being ’scorched’ with an overwhelming inquisitive readership
  • Too much water: It is possible to drown with a deluge of environmental input. When the information mulch becomes flooded – it can become impossible to define the high quality news from the trees!
  • Optimal exposure: Just the right mix of sunlight (readership exposure) and water (environmental stimulus) leads to optimal growth -
dead blogs Is Twitter the essential Blogging nutrient?

Death of the blog – excessive exposure and Twittaholism

Nutrients: A careful balance of nutrients is also essential for optimal blog development within the blogging ecosystem.

  • Too much time spent twittering will reduce blog nurturing time and result in low quality blog development
  • However too little time with social networks and micro-blogging can result in blogs losing phototropism, and becoming shaded within the climax community

Climactic

As with all ecosystems – the surrounding environment must be stable and to develop from a pioneer community to a climax community it is important to comment, contribute, develop and nurture the social network flower; to provide cross pollination [feeds and links] and to work empathetically and synergistically with your fellow blogging organisms. Within all communities are the stella performers such as the White Spruce, or the Balsam Fir in the Tech Geek Ecosystem…but they seed information (blogburst), shade from the harsh summer sun and engender warmth in the winter…remember we are all essential elements in the blogging ecosystem and from little things – big things grow!
Finally beware the flower that takes it all – the tall poppy syndrome not all members of the blogging community are set on maintaining the ecosystems status quo!
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Tall Poppy Syndrome

Z is for

z Z is for

• Zilch
Nothing really springs to mind

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Y is for

y Y is for

• yakka
Work, strenuous labour. Also verb – to work
* hard yakka – hard work
Origin: yaga meaning ‘work’ in the Yagara indigenous language of the Brisbane region.
• yowie
Mythical creature [Himalayan - Yeti] or [American - Bigfoot]
Large, ape-like creature, purportedly an inhabitant of the eastern Australia.
Origin: Aboriginal Yuwaalaraay language of northern New South Wales

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X is for

x X is for

• XXXX [Four-Ex]
Queensland beer

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W is for

w W is for

• wog
A minor illness – usually viral
Origin: ‘a nasty insect or bug’, then became – minor illness
Note: also used as an offensive term for ‘migrant from southern Europe’
• woop woop
Non-existing place used to describe very remote town
Also Australian comedy film from 1997
• Warney
Shane Warne – King of Spin

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V is for

v V is for

• Verandah [over the toy shop]
A man’s beer belly
Toy shop’ is a joking term for the male genitals
• Victoria Bitter (VB)
For a hard earned thirst

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U is for

u U is for

• ute
Abbreviation of utility truck
Vehicle with a two-door cab that looks like a sedan, and a tray area (with permanent sides) that is part of the body.
Many towns have an annual gathering of utes for competitive display, called a ute muster, with prizes awarded in categories such as ‘best street ute’ and ‘best feral ute’.

Ute Muster – Darwin Style

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T is for

t T is for

• tickets
*to have tickets on oneself.
Be conceited, have a high opinion of oneself
‘Check out that dude he’s got tickets on himself’
• thong
Rubber sandals [flip-flop] [jandals {NZ}]
• true blue
Faithful, staunch and unwavering in one’s faith, principles
• troppo
Behave strangely, lose your mind
Origin: Used by Aussie troops in the Pacific during the Second World War, and arose from the idea that long exposure to tropical conditions affected your sanity.
‘Dunno. Probably gone troppo.’
australia thongs T is for

Australian Thongs

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S is for

s S is for

• sickie

Abbreviation: ‘a day’s sick leave’
‘I’m not going to work tomorrow, I’m going to chuck a sickie’
• stoked

(especially in New Zealand) very pleased; elated
‘I’m stoked we beat South Africa in the rugby last night
• stubbie
375mL bottle of beer.
*few stubbies short of a six-pack [mentally slow]
• sandgroper
Resident of Western Australia
Origin: Sand-burrowing desert insect
• Sheila
A girl or girlfriend, a woman.
Origin: Shelah as anglicised spelling of the Irish Gaelic Sile, and it was probably the large number of Irish migrants to Australia that led to this common Irish name becoming a general term for a ‘woman’.
• smoko
Work break
Even non-smokers have smoko, it just means stop to eat or have a coffee
• schermozzle
Shepherd’s Shermozzle
New Zealand competition exemplifying courage and commitment
• spew
To vomit [verb]
• spewin’
Furious [adjective]
• snag
Sausage
Alternate acronym: Sensitive new Age Guy
• strine
Australian slang and pronunciation
• stoked
Very pleased
• shout
To buy a round of drinks

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R is for

r R is for

• Rack off
Push off! Get out of here!
• Rapt
Pleased, delighted
• Ripper
Great, fantastic
* You little ripper [Exclamation of delight or as a reaction to good news]
‘We’ve finally cleared the waiting room – you little ripper!’
• right
* you right? [Do you need my help?]
* she’ll be right [everything will be OK]
• roo
Kangaroo
• ridgie didge
Genuine article – the real thing
• ropable
Extremely angry

Q is for

q Q is for

• quoll
A brownish, cat-sized marsupial with distinctive white spots, a long tail and pointed snout.

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True Blue Quollity

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P is for

p P is for

• pork chop
* Carry on like a pork chop
To make a fuss or behave in a silly or excited way.
Origin: Elaboration of the standard phrase ‘to carry on’ with the addition of pork chop
[1] Frying pork makes an especially loud spitting noise.
[2] Possibly derived from ‘feeling like a pork chop in a synagogue‘ meaning ‘out of place’ or ‘unpopular’.
• poet’s day
Friday
Acronym: Piss Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday!
• pokies
Slang for Poker Machines
Scourge of modern Australia these apparently innocuous automated money grabbers are located in pubs and suck the life nad cash out of communities
Also [fruit machines] [slot machines]

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O is for

o O is for

• ocker
The stereotypical uncouth, uncultivated and uncultured Aussie male
Also [redneck] [yobbo]
Feminine [ockerina]
• onya
expression of encouragement
shortened form of ‘good on you’
• offsider
Helper or assistant.
• onka [Onkaparinga]
Finger
Rhyming slang: Onkaparinga is a South Australian river
‘Doc – I trapped my onka in the car door’

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N is for

n N is for

• nipper
Young surf life saver
Also – younger sibling
• no worries
That’s fine, okay, no problem.
Colloquial version of the phrase ‘not to worry’ is very common in Australia

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M is for

m M is for

• mallee bull
A mallee bull is one that lives in mallee country [poor, dry country where small scrubby eucalypts called ‘mallee’ grow]
Any creature that survives such difficult conditions would have to be tough and fit.
• mulga
Outback bush
• mate
Familiar greeting amongst men whether a friend or total stranger
Also [cobber] [buddy]
• mad as a cut snake
Crazy or angry.
‘I’m not going that fella – he’s mad as a cut snake’

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L is for

l L is for

• lairy
Flashily dressed or socially unacceptable
Origin: British slang term leery, meaning `wide awake, knowing, sharp, streetwise’.
Also lair – flashily dressed man
Also lairily – to behave in a socially unacceptable fashion
• larrikin
Rowdy and irresponsible young man
• lingo
Language
• Lamington
Square of sponge cake covered in chocolate icing and dessicated coconut. [Recipe]
Lord Lamington, Governor of Queensland from 1895 – 1901

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K is for

k K is for

• kylie
Boomerang (Western Australia)
* ‘He suffered a scalp laceration after an altercation with a kylie
NOT to be confused with iconic female Australian [Kylie Minogue]
• Kangaroo
Native Australian mammal
Largest marsupial of the family Macropodidae. It has short forelimbs but long feet and powerful legs with a tail for support and balance, and moves around by bounding and leaping
* Kangaroos (roos) lose in the top paddock [crazy or insane]
• Kiwi
Resident of New Zealand

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