March 12, 2010

Trauma Tribulation #005

Warning: this blog post contains graphic images of burns.

A 35 year-old man was involved in a house fire and sustained extensive severe burns, particularly affecting his trunk and upper limbs. The patient is shown undergoing a procedure:

burn patient

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Questions

Q1. Describe the appearance of the skin on the patient’s chest?

The skin has been severely burned. It has a leathery appearance consistent with the coagulated dead skin of a full thickness burn.

This is called eschar.

In a full thickness burn epidermis and dermis are destroyed, and the burn may penetrate more deeply into underlying structures. The sensory nerves in the dermis are destroyed, so pinprick sensation will be absent.

Q2. What procedure is being performed?

Escharotomy

Although this rarely needs to be performed in the ED, studies have shown that a reluctance to perform escharotomies means nearly half of all pediatric burns patients have inadequately released burns prior to arrival at a tertiary burns centre.

Q3. When should this procedure be performed?

Once eschar formation occurs the skin loses its expansibility and becomes restrictive. Progressive edema due to capillary leak, especially following fluid resuscitation, can have dire consequences. An escharotomy may be needed to release the burn and allow expansion.

Indications for escharotomy include:

  • circumferential burns of the chest that increase chest wall rigidity and impair ventilation (e.g. increased peak airway pressures in the ventilated patient).
    • children may have predominantly diaphragmatic breathing so an escharotomy may be required even if the burn is limited to the anterior chest and abdomen (non-circumferential).
  • constrictive circumferential neck burns that threaten the airway.
  • circumferential burns of the extremities resulting in circulatory embarrassment/ compartment syndrome.
    • The escharotomy should be permed once there is evidence of decreased circulation to the extremity, but before there pulses are lost (e.g. using doppler ultrasound, or SaO2<90% on pulse oximetry of the affected limb)).

Q4. Describe how the procedure is performed.

Preparation

The procedure should be performed in a sterile fashion. It usually takes place in an operating room, but it can be performed in the ED or the field in emergency situations.

Use a surgical marker to define the intended lines of incision with the limbs in anatomical position. The forearms will need to be supinated.

primary surgery escharotomy Trauma Tribulation #005

A and B are guides to the lines of incision when performing an escharotomy (from PrimarySurgery.org)

Anesthesia

Anesthesia is not essential as the eschar is insensate. Local anesthetic may be infiltrated at the edge of the burn where incisions will be extended into normal skin. Nevertheless, the patients are often intubated and sedated due to the severity of the burns or associated trauma.

Hemorrhage

Blood loss can be severe – have artery forceps and ties, diathermy or topical hemostatics (such as calcium alginate) at the ready.

Escharotomy using diathermy

Escharotomy may be performed using cutting diathermy, and coagulative diathermy may help with hemostasis.

Incisions

The burned skin is incised down to the subcutaneous fat with a scalpel or cutting diathermy. They should be deep enough for obvious separation of the wound edges to occur. If in doubt, run a finger along the incision to detect any residual restrictive defects. The incisions should extend into normal skin by up to 1 cm.

Trunk

  • Longitudinal incisions along the anterior axillary lines to the costal margins, or upper abdomen if also burnt.
  • These longitudinal incisions are connected by convex upwards transverse incisions below the clavicles across the upper chest, and across the upper abdomen.

Limbs

  • Longitudinal incisions along the mid-axial lines between the extensor and flexoral surfaces. Incisions along the flexural creases of joints are avoided.
  • Lower limbs —
    The medial incision should pass behind the medial malleolus to avoid the long saphenous vein and saphenous nerve. Lateral incisions are made in the midlateral line, avoiding the common peroneal nerve at the neck of the fibula.
  • Upper limbs —
    The medial incision should pass anterior to the medial epicondyle to avoid the ulnar nerve at the elbow. On the medial aspect of the hand the incision may progress as far as the base of the little finger. On the lateral aspect of the hand the incision can progress to the proximal phalanx of the thumb. Sometimes an incision along one side of a limb is sufficient to preserve circulation.

Neck

  • usually performed laterally and posteriorly to decrease risk of damage to the carotid arteries and jugular veins.

Penis

  • midlateral incisions to avoid the dorsal vein.
Completed escharotomy

The completed escharotomy


Q5. Which vulnerable areas require extreme caution?

Structures immediately beneath the skin – nerves and vessels – are most vulnerable to damage during an escharotomy.

Structures particularly at risk of damage include:

  • the ulnar nerve (incision should pass in front of the medial epicondyle)
  • the peroneal nerve near (incision should not pass dover the neck of fibula)
  • the long saphenous vein and saphenous nerve (incision should pass behind the medial malleolus)

Transverse incisions on the limbs should be avoided.

Q6. what are the complications of escharotomy, including when it is inadequately performed?

Escharotomy may be complicated by:

  • bleeding
  • infection
  • damage to underlying structures

Inadequate escharotomy may be complicated by:

  • local effects —
    muscle necrosis, compressive neuropathy, amputation, inadequate ventilation, airway obstruction, abdominal compartment syndrome
  • systemic effects —
    rhabdomyolysis (renal impairment, hyperkalemia, metabolic accidosis)

References

  • Emergency Management of Severe Burns (EMSB) Course Manual (11th edition). 2006; Australia and New Zealand Burns Association.
  • PrimarySurgery.org
  • Roberts JR and Hedges JR. Clinical Procedures in Emergency Medicine (5th edition). 2009; Saunders.

SurgeXperiences 318

G’day and welcome to SurgeXperiences 318!

SurgeXperiences is a fortnightly blog carnival bringing together posts from the best and brightest of the surgical blogosphere.

Today it comes to you from the home of the sandgroper, right on the edge the Indian Ocean. As first-time hosts of a blog carnival, the Life in the Fast Lane team are rapt, stoked even, to have the opportunity to support the blogging community by serving up what we reckon will be an absolutely ripper edition of SurgeXperiences.  No doubt about it, SurgeXperiences 318 showcases some fair dinkum bonzer bloggers, covering the entire gamut of surgical experience -  the patient, the knife and the bench…

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Perth and the Swan River, Western Australia

The Patient

Why start with the patient?

Well, here’s one reason for starters:

“The most important person in the operating room is the patient.”
— Russell John Howard (1875–1942)

and here’s another:

“The most important result of any surgical operation is a live patient.”
— Charles H. Mayo (1865–1939)

Now, let’s get stuck in…

Blogger: Steve Catoe

Children requiring corrective surgery for cardiac malformations undergo a terrible ordeal, as do their families. As an ICU doctor standing by the bedside of one of these little cardiac warriors you hope against hope that the end result makes the battle worth the fight. Steve Catoe was born in 1966… with tricuspid atresia. This meant that the right-side of his heart didn’t pump at all well. In his post Heart Moms and Heart Dads, on his intrepidly titled blog Adventures of a Funky Heart!, he tells a truly heartfelt and inspiring tale. He tells how his own parents defeated medical nihilism before facing an even greater challenge. While Steve was still just a newborn his condition became critical – his parents’ only hope was to travel through driving snow to deliver their dying baby to the miracle workers at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore.

Yes, the battle was worth it.

“For us an operation is an incident in the day’s work, but for our patients it may be, and no doubt it often is, the sternest and most dreaded of all trials, for the mysteries of life and death surround it, and it must be faced alone.”
— Berkeley Moynihan (1865–1936)

Blogger: Jamie Ivey

Jamie Ivey writes at Dreaming Big Dreams. Her post about her little son Deacon facing the trials of recurrent surgeries for (what we suspect is) juvenile-onset recurrent respiratory papillomatosis (JO-RRP) is a touching insight into what her, Deacon and their entire family are going through. Deacon is a little champion, from a family of champions, no two ways about it.

When undergoing surgery: “Console yourself with the reflection that you are giving the doctor pleasure and that he is getting paid for it.”
— Mark Twain (1835–1910)
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The guiding light of modern surgery was Theodor Billroth (1829-1894) (centre) in Vienna. He was a masterful technician, teacher and scientist. He passed the torch to William Stuart Halsted who took the Austro-German method to Johns Hopkins…

Knife

And now for the knife:

“With a knife, pair of scissors, a few clamps, a few fingers, and a suture, you can do anything.”
— Anonymous

blogger: bongi

although none of us have ever met a nice south african, we’d all like to meet bongi. bongi is a truly general surgeon working in the south african province of mpumalanga, which is somewhere to the far west of our sunburned shores. in a post titled focus, bongi shares an anecdote from his student days showing how specialists sometimes fail to see the wood for the trees. as emergency docs we can relate to this – after all, as robert heinlein once told us, specialization is for insects.

in another post, law and order, bongi paints us a picture of the random lawlessness of modern south africa. his tale of how not to stop traffic reminds one of the litfl team of his time in a rural zambia and the fully loaded bus that blew a tyre on the road between lusaka and chipata. the passengers knew something was amiss when the bus driver lept out of a window seconds before impact! the unfortunate chap had to feign unconsciousness to avoid being lynched. weeks later the surgeons were still reassembling the shattered bodies of the survivors.

“Is there any way you can be of help in this operation, besides leaving the room?”
— definitely Michael E. DeBakey (1908–2008)

Blogger: SA Anaesthetist

SA Anaesthetist is one of bongi’s countrymen, but he works on the other side of the ‘blood-brain barrier‘. In Little Things, we get a gasman’s perspective on the little things. In particular, we learn about the two approaches to the gas induction of children: ‘guerilla style’, and ‘gorilla style’. We also find out that, yes, little things really do matter…

You recognize a surgeon or an ob-gyn because he has blood on his shoes, a urologist because he has urine on his, and an anesthetist because on his you see spots of spilled coffee.’
— Bernard Cristalli

Blogger: rlbates

Given that a few members of the LitFL team could probably do with a face transplant, we read with great (and almost unhealthy) interest of the developments in facial transplantation described by blogging dynamo rlbates at her most aptly titled blog Suture for a Living. These amazing operations offer the afflicted the hope of a miraculous resurrection from premature social demise. Unfortunately for us – about 2000 km away from the next major city – it helps if the patients live locally as extensive follow up is required. Oh well…

“It is better if the patient goes to the plastic surgeon after an operation, with a large scar, than to the pathologist with a small one.”
— Denis M. Arkhipov

Blogger: Dr DJ

Dr DJ is a surgeon-writer who lives in the mad-cap marvel of a city that is Mumbai. His first contribution to this week’s SurgeXperiences is titled Are You Branded? He discusses the case of a man from the Middle East who bears the always startling stigmata of scarification (or as Dr DJ suggests, ’scaryfication’).

In a second post, the Nightmare of 26/11, he shares the verbatim account of an anesthetic colleague’s experience of a dark, dark day in India’s recent history. Islamic terrorists killed at least 173 people in the 2008 Mumbai attacks. How could such a horrific tragedy take place at the Taj Mahal Palace hotel? We remember the iconic building and its the air-conditioned lobby as a perfect place for sweat-soaked medical student backpackers to briefly shelter from the Mumbai sun.

“He who wishes to be a surgeon should go to war.”
— Hippocrates (460–377 BC)

Blogger: Leon Gussow

It is not often that surgeons and toxicologists cross paths – but if they do, it might be because there’s a ‘body packer’ in the house. Body packers smuggle illicit drugs across borders by swallowing them in inert packets. Understandably, problems occur if the packets obstruct the intestines, or if they burst – which is a potentially lethal toxicological emergency. From the surgeons perspective it can be difficult to know when to go in – can they be treated conservatively or is an ‘if in doubt, cut it out’ policy the way to go? In Cocaine mules: what to do with body packers, tox guru Leon Gussow (who, given his triumph in UCEM’s ‘Staghorn Challenge‘ may actually be a closet urologist) reviews a paper that tries to answer this question. Although suspecting that the author’s conclusions are indeed correct, Leon explains why the paper left him shaking his head in frustration.

If you arrive in the ER and don’t know what to do, start putting in tubes until somebody arrives who knows.
— Rip Pfeiffer

Blogger: Michelle Lin

Emergency medicine educator extraordinaire Michelle Lin blogs prolifically at Academic Life in Emergency Medicine and is well known for her series of Tricks of the Trade. This week she shares a simple but great tip for irrigating scalp wounds.

‘A true surgeon is never fearless. He fears for his patients, he fears for his shortcomings, his own mistakes, but he never fears for himself or his professional reputation.’
— Samuel J. Mixter (1880–1958)

Harvey Cushing

… from Halsted the torch was passed to Harvey Cushing (1869-1939), William Osler's friend and Pulitzer Prize-winning biographer. Cushing epitomized the surgeon archetype – tall, confident and outwardly unflappable, yet capable of reducing people to tears in the operating room. He developed the first anesthetic chart, introduced non-invasive blood pressure measurement to the United States and is the founding father of neurosurgery. (Photo from Harvard Medical Library in the Francis A. Countway Library of Medicine)

Bench

Bench? Yeah, bench.

Research, knowledge, that kind of thing… the laboratory bench. Some, however, have questioned its relevance to the practicing surgeon:

The operating room is the surgeon’s laboratory.
— William Stewart Halsted (1852–1922)

Blogger: Dr Isis

Dr Isis, she of On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess…, provides a double service with her post The Controversy of Surgically Closing Your Foramen Ovale (the foramen ovale is an oval window providing a conduit between the left and right atria of the fetal heart). Firstly, Dr Isis helpfully warns of the danger of performing a google search for ‘pearl necklace’ in a crowded airport. Secondly, she lucidly describes why the foramen ovale needs to be open in the submarine world of the fetus, why it closes when the newborn breathes air, and what happens if it fails to close. As clinicians we are taught to think of a patent foramen ovale (aka PFO – but not the type of PFO we usually see in the ED) whenever a young person suffers from a stroke. This is because a PFO can transmit a blood clot from the venous system through the heart, bypassing that natural filter we call the lungs, and on to the brain. So, the obvious question remains: if you have a PFO should you get it surgically closed? Well, maybe… Dr Isis discusses the controversies surrounding PFO closure given the absence of convincing evidence. Is this a case of ‘procedure gone wild’: ‘do it because we can’ (and it earns money)? In surgery, as in medicine, we do well to remember the Fatman’s 13th Law of the House of God: do as much nothing as possible.

“A surgeon who tries to suture a heart wound deserves to lose the esteem of his colleagues.”
Theodor Billroth (1829-1894)

Blogger: GrrlScientist

GrrlScientist from Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted) has announced the birth of new general science blog carnival twitter feed that sends out links for a variety of science, environment, nature and medicine-based blog carnivals. The feed is called SciNatBlogs and has its own email address where blog owners/hosts can send the URLs for their most recently published blog carnival so it can be tweeted to the public.

“It is too bad that we cannot cut the patient in half in order to compare two regimens of treatment.”
— Béla Schick (1877–1967)

Michael deBakey

Michael DeBakey (1908-2008) although best known to most medical students for his forceps, pioneered many techniques in cardiovascular surgery – including the repair of aortic dissections, the carotid endarterectomy and cardiac bypass surgery. He worked until the day he died at 99 years of age.

Closing up

A car mechanic said argumentatively to his client, a cardiac surgeon: “So Doc, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind ’em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?” The surgeon replied: “Try doing your work with the engine running.”
— legend has it the surgeon was Michael DeBakey (1908–2008)

Sadly that’s all the Life in the Fast Lane team has for you as we watch the sun set on the 318th edition of SurgeXperiences. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled for the announcement of the host of edition 319 (due in two weeks time), and remember to submit your posts here.

Thanks for reading this far!

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Just another bloody Perth sunset…

Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #003

 Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #003

Just when you thought your brain could unwind on a Friday, you realise that it would rather be challenged with some good old fashioned medical trivia.

Question 1

  • What uncommon cause of a nasty headache needed a name change because it was a Nazi headache?

  • Spontaneous intracranial hypotension (SIH) or Schaltenbrand syndrome
  • Spontaneous intracranial hypotension is caused by spontaneous spinal cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) leaks and is known for causing orthostatic headaches. It is an important cause of new headaches in young and middle-aged individuals, but initial misdiagnosis is common (reference)
  • These postural headaches are most often referred to as SIH or SCSFLS (spontaneous cerebrospinal fluid leak syndrome)
  • The term Schaltenbrand syndrome has fallen out of favour as a result of it’s association with the man who originally described the condition in 1938 – German neurologist Dr. Georg Schaltenbrand. Schaltenbrand was associated with unethical medical experimentation on humans in Nazi Germany.

..flawed horror of Schaltenbrandt’s experiments. This made instructive, if harrowing, reading. Schaltenbrand felt that the risks of this study, though low, were such that he could use only “verblodete menschen” (literally “demented individuals”). In all, 45 patients were subjected to intracisternal and intravenous injection of cerebrospinal fluid or serum taken from humans or monkeys. At least one of the subjects was a child with learning difficulties.

Question 2

  • Which subgroup of the working populous is affected by foam mattress-back syndrome?

  • Medical Residents (in India)

CONCLUSION: Sleeping on foam mattress is associated with the appearance of backache in medical residents which is reproducible and gets relieved after using regular cotton mattresses.

Question 3

  • What are two orthopedic surgeons and an ECG the necessary requirements for?

  • A double-blind randomised controlled trial.
  • The DBRCT definition of ‘two orthopaedic surgeons trying to read an electrocardiogram‘ has been attributed to the late Nick J. Taffinder (1965-2003), a British colorectal and general surgeon. His moving account of how he diagnosed a nurse with rectal cancer while he was an inpatient awaiting an operation on his own malignancy is well worth reading.

DBRCT Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #003

Question 4

  • What is topagnosis?

  • The inability to identify which part of the body has been touched.
  • Topagnosis is a symptom of disease in the parietal lobe of the brain.
  • It is the parietal lobe which guides the movement of the body in space, coordinating body movement while running, walking, skipping, or climbing over obstacles.
  • The parietal lobe are also considered a “lobe of the hand” and receives sensory sensations from the bones, tendons, muscles, and skin of the hand, and guides the movement of the hand in visual-space. Therefore, the ability to reach for and manipulate a tool, open and remove the cap from a bottle and pour the contents into a glass, are made possible by the parietal lobe in association with the frontal motor areas and the visual cortex.

topagnosis1 Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #003

Question 5

  • What would you use a plesser for?

  • Testing the reflexes; it is a tendon hammer

plesser Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #003

New Blog Shout Out

Trawling this ever expanding medical blogosphere is intoxicating.

There are many great blogs that we read regularly most of which we found by chance or from reading the medical Grand Rounds or SurgeXperiences.

Occasionally though we stumble across amazing pieces of writing and knowledge presentation that few people have discovered. Two of the most promising blogs to have recently entered the fray are Dundee Chest and Micrognome.

DundeeChest New Blog Shout Out

Dundee Blogging Network

DundeeChest was set up to help support the phase 2 students within Ninewells Hospital and Medical School during their respiratory medicine rotation. Essentially as a blog to provide extra information after lectures. However the site has become much more than this and is fast becoming an amazing respiratory resource repository, question and answer database, guideline dissemination forum, and locus for student interaction.

Many ‘local’ blogs designed for Universities or Colleges have ‘login’ fields to protect the vast majority of their data. It is therefore refreshing to see such great content and hard work freely available to the medical community.

The success of DundeeChest stimulated other academic departments to get on the e-Learning medical education band-wagon and DundeeHeart, DundeeE-MedEd, DundeePsych, DundeeMicro, CancerDundee, DundeePRN and DundeeBones joined the Dundee Blogging Network.

A word from the μGnome

Creative, intelligent and beautifully written. This blog seeks to use define the ‘language of infection’ through meticulous review of the literature in both senses of the word. Author Dr Tim Inglis is doing a great job and we look forward to seeing the story unfold…

The Micrognome blog is about the microbes that cause disease, the diseases they cause and the causal relationship that links them.

As the language we use to describe new discoveries in biomedical science becomes increasingly complex, fragmented and esoteric, communication between those at the scientific frontier and ordinary victims of infection becomes more difficult.

micrognome New Blog Shout Out

Cardiovascular Curveball #004

A 26 year-old man presented to the ED with chest pain, He tripped on some steps and the right-side of his chest collided with the handrail.

This is his chest radiograph:

CXR Right aortic arch Cardiovascular Curveball #004

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Q1. What are the chest radiograph findings?

There is a right-sided aortic arch. The trachea is deviated to the left of the midline rather than the right. There is no evidence of traumatic injury or situs inversus.

About 1 in 100,000 people have a right-sided aorta. It occurs during embryological development when the left 4th branchial arch involutes and the right remains, rather than vice versa.

A right-sided aortic arch can simply be mirror image of a normal left-sided arch, in which case situs inversus may also be present. Alternatively, the right-sided arch may give rise to a left subclavian artery that passes leftwards behind the esophagus, or the arch may cross over into a normal left-sided descending thoracic aorta.

right0sided aortic arch and anomalous LSCA

From Yanamoto

Q2. What is the significance of this radiographic finding?

Right sided aortic arches are asymptomatic if they occur in the absence of other cardiovascular abnormalities.

However, if  a right-sided aortic arch is present, other abnormalities such as Tetralogy of Fallot (20% have a right-sided aortic arch) and truncus arteriosus may also be present. These abnormalities are more likely with right-sided aorta arches of the ‘mirror image’ type.

Q3. If a child has this finding and presents with respiratory distress or dysphagia what should be suspected?

Obstruction from a vascular ring encircling and constricting the trachea and /or esophagus.

For instance, a ring forms around the trachea and esophagus when a left-sided ligamentum arteriosum connects the left pulmonary artery and a retroesophageal left subclavian artery arsing from the right-sided aortic arch.

This can mimic croup or recurrent respiratory tract infections – the diagnosis requires a high index of suspicion.

Bronchoscopy and barium esophagraphy help define the extent of airway or esophageal compression. Echocardiography and/or cardiac catheterisation may also be used to define the nature of any cardiovascular anomalies associated with the vascular ring. CT or MRI may also be performed. The ring can be released by division of the ligamentum arteriosum.

Q4. What is the diverticulum of Kommerell?

The diverticulum of Kommerell is a dilated pouch at the aortic origin of the retroesophageal left subclavian artery.

It is formed from the remnant of the involuted left branchial arch. Its presence makes the vascular ring tighter, increasing compression of the trachea and esophagus. Thus, right-sided aortic arches that have vascular rings associated with a diverticulum of Kommerell are more likely to be symptomatic.

References

  • Adam A, Dixon AK, Grainger RG, Allison DJ. Grainger & Allison’s Diagnostic Radiology, (5th ed) 2008. Churchill Livingstone.
  • Keane JF, Lock JE,  Fyler DC. Nadas’ Pediatric Cardiology, (2nd ed) 2006. Saunders.
  • Yamamoto LG. Difficulty Breathing Throughout Infancy. Radiology Cases in Pediatric Emergency Medicine Volume 6, Case 19 [excellent pediatric emergency medicine radiology case online here]

Ameritous Professor Broughton-D’Lirium

 Ameritous Professor Broughton D’LiriumThe Utopian College of Emergency Medicine warmly welcomes the arrival of Ameritous Prof Jeremiah McSeptic Broughton-D’Lirium from Chocadeira in Portugal. His new roles include Chair of Infectious Diseases, full member of the Council of Utopian Microbiologists and Cultural attaché for the UCEM

A/Prof Broughton-D’Lirium is a natural rabble-rouser, incapable of staying quiescent for more than one agenda item. His tirades of virulent invective usually falter when challenged by senate colleagues armed with an appropriate anti-invective agent.

Broughton-D’Lirium has been known to phase up to criticism for lagging behind the main body of opinion, yet he has a fine sense of dequorum when in polite company. Originally a cultured soul, his academic progress was matched by a voluntary descent into basement laboratory grime where he has been know to pass the time watching biofilms in black and white with subtitles. It’s been said that in these dark, anaerobic recesses he ferments the germ of a new idea before setting it loose on his colony of research assistants.

Growth and development only reach stagnation point when there’s nothing left to ferment. The earthy stench of media incubating in Broughton-D’Lirium’s basement subsides briefly when he prepares for a visit from his Auntie Septic; a lady of advanced years, reputed to have first uttered the phrase; “Long may your inocu-lum reek.”

The most recent infernal machine to emerge from the basement miasma is a solar powered bicycle he calls a thermocycler. There are rumours this contraption may evolve into a multiplex fishing rod holder for binary fishin’. Like many of his peers, he has little time for evidence-biased medicine, preferring an eminence-based model of corsality. This he insists is the proper conflation of cause and rough approximation.

The Ameritous Professor is a master of genomorphometry and an armchair authority on biocurtailment. Most of his clinic appointments are recorded as DNA.

A/Prof Broughton-D’Lirium’s official UCEM Council Executive Roles include:

  • Chair of Infectious Diseases
  • Full member of the Council of Utopian Microbiologists
  • Cultural adviser to overseas trained physicians

The Levels of Eminence

Egerton Y. Davis IV spoke to an assembled horde of Genghis Khan’s descendants in Ulaanbataar today, the first stop on the 2010 UCEM World Tour. He made a key announcement regarding the formation of the new Center for Eminence Based Medicine now operating under the auspices of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine.

mobgolian honor guard

Egerton Y. Davis IV was greeted by a Guard of Eminence (Level 2) on his arrival in Ulaanbataar.

Davis IV said:

“For too long medical professionals have been slaves to the Evidence Based Medicine Leviathan. Doctors are sick of hearing the constant refrain – “But what level of evidence supports that?” – emanating from Blackballers, wannabe Devil’s Advocates and downright annoying medical students whenever they make diagnostic or therapeutic decisions.”

“We at UCEM, like you, the practicing doctor, lament the stranglehold that this tyrannical rule has on our profession. Clearly we need to go back to the ‘good ole days’ and create a system by which we can simplify and clarify the justifications for our decision-making based on the things that really matter.”

“Fortunately, our prayers have been answered. UCEM is pleased to unveil the Center for Eminence Based Medicine’s new ‘Levels of Eminence’. Let the new golden age of Eminence Based Medicine begin!”

Mongolian camels

Attendees at the UCEM World Tour in Ulaanbataar literally turned up in their droves.

Davis IV’s presentation compared and contrasted the Centre for Evidence Based Medicine’s cumbersome system:

CEBM's Levels of EvidenceGrades of Recommendation…with the new streamlined and practical system developed by UCEM’s Centre for Eminence Based Medicine:

Levels of Eminence Based Advice

  • Level 1 — Advice from Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson III, UCEM President
  • Level 2 — Advice from an UCEM Council Executive Member
  • Level 3 — Advice from an UCEM Fellow
  • Level 4 — Advice from an UCEM Trainee (aka MUPPET)
  • Level 5 — Something you just made up
  • Level 6 — Advice from a member of a College of Medicine other than UCEM

Grades of Eminence Based Recommendation

  • A — Consistent Level 1 advice
  • B — Consistent Level 2 or 3 advice, or extrapolations from Level 1 advice
  • C — Consistent Level 4 advice, or extrapolations from Level 2 or 3 advice
  • D — Consistent Level 5 advice, or extrapolations from Level 4 advice
  • E — Consistent Level 6 advice, or troublingly inconsistent or inconclusive advice of any level

UCEM hopes the medical practitioners of the world will adopt this new system with the same enthusiasm as the expert bactrian camel herders of Outer Mongolia.

Mongolian warriors The Levels of Eminence

Mongolian doctors settling their differences the old fashioned way – now they can just refer to the 'Levels of Eminence'.

The Staghorn Challenge

You may remember that Professor Staghorn was recently inaugurated as the newest member of the UCEM Council Executive. Hidden in Prof Staghorn’s profile were about 30 veiled references to kidney stones, particularly those of the staghorn variety. The following challenge was put out to the entire webosphere: can anyone identify at least 20 of these references?

“After much struggle and sacrifice” – his own words – one man crossed the line first to become the esteemed winner of the ‘Staghorn Challenge’. He is:

Leon Gussow

of The Poison Review fame

[WARNING: Spoiler alert - if you want to try the challenge for yourself, you need to read this first.]

Here are Leon’s answers (with my clarifications in italics):

  1. iliacus
    - one of the 3 most common sites for kidney stone obstruction is the pelvic brim where the ureters arch over the iliac vessels.
  2. anaconda (The website for the Maryland Kidney Stone Center is copyrighted by Anaconda Partners LLC (okay, I was desperate)
    - admirable desperation!
  3. Struvite
    - refers to kidney stones that contain calcium magnesium phosphate, and that may form staghorn calculi.
  4. Staghorn
    - struvite-containing kidney stones that are named for their appearance, and are associated with infection.
  5. calyxia
    - the calyces (plural of calyx) are tubes that collect urine into the renal pelvis from which the ureters arise.
  6. uretica
    - the ureters are the tubes that transmit urine from the kidneys to the bladder, and become obstructed by larger kidney stones.
  7. colica
    - ‘renal or ureteric colic’ is the severe pain associated with restlessness and nausea/vomiting caused by kidney stones.
  8. calculus
    - the branch of mathematics that shares its name with the medical term for stone.
  9. candiru
    - the fish notorious for lodging itself in the urethra of unwitting victims who choose to urinate in rivers.
  10. hematuria
    - blood in the urine, may be caused by kidney stones.
  11. crystal
    - crystals may be seen in the urine of patients with kidney stones – ‘coffin-lid’ crystals may be present in those with struvite-containing kidney stones.
  12. (Rolling) Stones
    - if only they did…
  13. ejaculated
    - a term used to describe an event considered important by most urologists.
  14. p*sshead
    - a hint: * means ‘i’.
  15. grown men cry
    - a common end result of kidney stones.
  16. (slow) passage
    - the slower the passage, the longer the pain lasts…
  17. shadowy (stones may shadow on ultrasound)
    - stones cast a shadow on ultrasound because they do not transmit ultrasound waves. Uric acid stones and blood clots tend to be radiolucent and may be invisible or appear as ’shadows’ on plain X-rays.
  18. caustic
    - struvite stones are associated with alkaline urine (pH >7.5).
  19. CT
    - non-contrast enhanced helical computed tomography is now the standard imaging modality for identifying kidney stones and renal tract obstruction.
  20. gripping (his opponent’s groin)
    - colic-type pain is sometimes described as gripping, and the pain of kidney stones is classically referred from ‘loin to groin’.

For completeness, here are the other hidden references:

  1. Professor Inglebert Struvite Staghorn
    - the initials form a urologically relevant acronym. The astute reader always looks for the acronyms in any UCEM-related announcement…
  2. Ear-splitting
    - a somewhat cryptic reference to the fact that struvite stones are associated with infections by urea-splitting organisms like Proteus spp.
  3. Portuguese União Júnior
    - PUJ refers to the pelvi-ureteric juction, another of the three common sites for kidney stones to become lodged.
  4. Urologist
    - a type of medically-qualified plumber with an interest in unblocking the pipes that pass urine.
  5. Protean
    - Struvite stones are associated with infections caused by Proteus spp.
  6. Providential
    - … and infections caused by Providentia spp. (Klebsiella is another important cause, but was not included in Staghorn’s profile).
  7. (blow to the) loin
    - the pain of kidney stones is classically referred from ‘loin to groin’.
  8. Universidade de Virgens e Jogadores
    - UVJ or VUJ refers to the vesico-ureteric junction, the third of the common sites for kidney stones to become lodged.
  9. UCEM’s Inquisitorial Disciplinary Committee
    - IDC refers to indwelling catheter.
  10. Utopian Border Patrol
    - could this be a cryptic reference to stones preventing the passage of urine? @justrobyn thought so, who are we to argue?

As UCEM have generously agreed to confer an honorary Fellowship of the winner of the Staghorn Challenge, Leon can now add FUCEM to his list of credentials.

But wait, there’s more…

UCEM have also decided to reward the exceptionally lateral thinking of

Robyn Flach

who came a close second to Leon in ‘The Staghorn Challenge’. Robyn will be able to bask in the eternal glory of being the first Fellow of UCEM to have no medical qualifications whatsoever!

Congratulations Leon and Robyn!… and relax – Prof Stickler has exempted you from the viva voce exam. You will be forwarded your diploma and fellowship paraphernalia at UCEM’s bureaucratic leisure.

Emergency Medicine Bloggers

It can sometimes be difficult to determine the specialty of a blogger within the Blogging Ecosystem. Sometimes the specialty is difficult to define with so much sub-specializing in the medical field, and sometimes the blogger would prefer to write eclectically rather than being labelled or categorised…

Prompted by a series of tweets and buzzes pertaining to the knowledge base of Emergency Medicine bloggers we felt it was time to overhaul our ‘BlogRoll‘ and create a separate table for the Emergency bloggers, their twitter handles and RSS feeds.

Please feel free to add comments with additional names and we will incorporate before the final table is hosted

Blog NameFeedAuthor (s)TwitterSpecialty
Life in the Fast LaneRSS FeedDr Mike Cadogan
Dr Chris Nickson
Dr Peter Allely
Dr James Winton
Dr Paul Young
sandnsurf
precordialthump
peterallely
james457
Emergency Medicine
Toxicology
Toxinology
Critical Care
The Central LineRSS FeedDr Graham Walker
Dr Scott Weingart
Dr Michelle Lin
grahamwalker
emcrit
m_lin
Emergency Medicine
EM:RAP TV
EM:RAP Educators
Podcast
Dr Mel Herbert
Dr Rob Rogers
Dr Amal Mattu
melherbert
EMRAP_EE
Emergency Medicine
EM-blogXML FeedCenter for Medical Education
EMBLOGGEREmergency Medicine
GruntDocRSS FeedDr Allen RobertsGruntDocEmergency Medicine
Ivor KovicDr Ivor KovicIvorKovicEmergency Medicine
Technology
EM UpdatesRSS FeedreubenEmergency Medicine
Oz EMedicine blogRSS FeedDr Gary AytonEmergency Medicine
Stanford ERRSS FeedStanford EREmergency Medicine
Emergency Department
Movin’ MeatDr Shadow FaxmovinmeatEmergency Medicine
StorytellERdocRSS FeedDr JimEmergency Medicine
Academic Life in Emergency RSS FeedDr Michelle Linm_linEmergency Medicine
Research and Education
Glorfindel of GondolinRSS FeedDr Carey Cuprisin
Emergency Medicine
Medical Law
My Emergency Medicine BlogRSS FeedDr BearemyEmergency Medicine
BlogborygmiRSS FeedDr Nick Genes
blogborygmiEmergency Medicine
Health Informatics
Edwin Leap BlogRSS FeedDr Edwin Leap
EdwinLeapEmergency Medicine
EMCrit BlogRSS Feed
Podcasts
Dr Scott Weingart
emcritEmergency Medicine
Critical Care
White Coat’s Call RoomRSS FeedDr White Coat
Emergency Medicine
MedWorm ED DocsXML FeedDr FeedEmergency Medicine
Receiving: The place for EMRSS FeedDr HemEmergency Medicine
Medical Education
Medgadget: EM ArchivesEmergency Medicine
Technology
ER StorieserstoriesEmergency Medicine
Tales from Serenity Now HospitalRSS FeedEmergency Medicine
Psychiatry
SymTymRSS FeedDr Tim Sturgill
SymTymEmergency Medicine
Health Law
The Knife ManRSS FeedDr ShroomDrShroomEmergency Medicine
Mr Hassle’s Long UnderpantsRSS FeedDoc ShazamEmergency Medicine
Scalpel or SwordER doc in TexasEmergency Medicine
Your ER DocEmergency Medicine
Dr Sam Ko EM BlogDr Sam KoDrSamKoEmergency Medicine
Ten out of TentenblogEmergency Medicine
Medical education
Suburban EmergencySuburban DocEmergency Medicine
The Poison ReviewRSS FeedDr Leon GussowLeon GussowToxicology
Resus MEDr Cliff ReidCliffReidResuscitation
Panda Bear MDDr Panda BearEmergency Medicine
Weird Nursing TalesRSS FeedNursing TalesER Nursing
EmergiblogKim McAllisterER Nursing
ImpactEDnurseRSS FeedIan MillerER Nursing
Guitar Girl RNRSS FeedGuitar Girl RNER Nursing
Asystole: The Most Stable RhythmRSS FeedAlbino Black BeardoctorblackbearER Nursing
Emergency Medicine
Nurse in the ERRSS FeedNurse M LeeER Nursing
ER RNRSS FeedJulieER Nursing
Call Bells Make Me NervousRSS FeedMahaER Nursing
20 out of 10RSS FeedBradenER Nursing
Cynic in ScrubsRSS FeedNurse KLifeintheERER Nursing
EDnurseaurasRSS FeedER Nursing
Trauma DivaRSS FeedTrauma DivaER Nursing
Madness: Tales of an ER nurseRSS FeedER Nursing

Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #002

Just when you thought your brain could unwind on a Friday, you realise that it would rather be challenged with some good old fashioned medical trivia.

Question 1

  • What causes a painful limb and acute pancreatitis in sugar cane harvesters in the West Indies?

  • The sting of Tityus trinitatis a scorpion endemic in Trinidad
  • Acute pancreatitis has been described after the sting of Tityus trinitatis (Waterman 1938, Poon-King 1963, Bartholomew 1979)
  • Studies confirm in vivo and in vitro dose-related venom-induced insulin secretion in rat pancreatic slices (Biochem Pharmacol 1983)

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Question 2

  • If you are as cool as a cucumber how cool are you?

  • First recorded in John Gay’s Poems, New Song on New Similies, 1732

“I … cool as a cucumber could see The rest of womankind.”

  • It is generally written that high water content of the fruit keep them them ‘cool’ and moist inside. Core temperature measurements estimate that the inside of the cucumber is up to 20 degrees (F) cooler than the external environment.
  • However the contextual derivation of the phrase ‘cool as a cucumber’ remains ill-defined.
  • Alternatively the phrase may simply be an alliteration or habitual comparison. Roy J. Pearcy In an extended essay on English Idioms (1925) listed twenty-three “habitual comparisons” which he associated with other instances of inclusive phrases formed from the linking of alternatives. Expressions listed include “as cool as a cucumber” (reference)

Question 3

  • What is gleet?

  • The watery whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra in gonorrhoea
  • [Middle English glet, slime, from Old French glette, from Latin glittus, sticky.]

‘There was this Estella, a real drab, being given syph and gon and gleet by Augustus John, and Tommy has her living with him in that place of his in Earl’s Court and going to a doctor, nothing wrong with her actually but there might well have been, and he never touches her, you know.’ — Anthony BurgessEarthly Powers

Question 4

  • Why might the patient with alkaptonuria be useful to a photographer?

  • Their urine can be used to develop film as it contains homogentisic acid
  • Alkaptonuria is one of 4 disorders originally defined as an inborn error of metabolism by Archibald Garrod in his Croonian Lectures of 1902.
  • A defect in the HGD gene causes Alkaptonuria occurs when the absence of an enzyme prevents the breakdown of homogentisic acid. A large amount of homogentisic acid excreted in the urine causes it to turn black upon exposure to air. Garrod identified a familial pattern of inheritance and concluded that an inherited biochemical abnormality must result in the passage of an abnormal intermediate in the urine.
  • Other characteristics of alkaptonuria include arthritis and pigmentation of cartilage.

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Question 5

  • What fish do Japanese sushi chefs need a licence to prepare?

  • The puffer fish
  • Puffer fish are the second most poisonous vertebrate in the world, the first being a Golden Poison Frog.
  • The skin and certain internal organs of many tetraodontidae are highly toxic to humans containing tetrodotoxin – a potent neurotoxin with no known antidote

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Toxicology Conundrum #028

A pharmacist in the Gibson Desert wanted to take part in the recent mass homeopathic overdose protest organized by the 10:23 movement. Unbeknown to him, the cleaning lady had been around and accidentally mixed up the homeopathic pills with slow release verapamil. After gulping down a couple of handfuls of pills, the pharmacist’s heightened gustatory awareness alerted him to the presence of verapamil in the tablets. Although he remains asymptomatic, he has a feeling that something bad might happen.

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Can you answer these questions and help stop the unfortunate pharmacist from biting the dust?…

Q1. What is your risk assessment?

All deliberate self-poisonings of verapamil are considered potentially lethal.

Serious toxicity can result from:

  • >10 tablets of verapamil SR (160mg or 240mg SR capsules) or diltiazem SR (180mg, 240mg or 360mg SR capsules)
  • 1-2 SR tablets of either verapamil or diltiazem in children


Q2. What are the clinical features and course of verapamil overdose?

The onset of symptoms with standard preparations is typically within 1-2 hours of ingestion. However, with slow release preparations the onset of significant toxicity may be delayed 12-16 hours with peak effects after 24 hours.

The main clinical features relate to cardiovascular toxicity (see Q3), although metabolic disturbance is also important (see Q4).

  • The early signs of toxicity are usually bradycardia, first degree heart block and hypotension. This may progress to refractory shock and death without appropriate intervention. Complications may include myocardial ischemia, stroke and non-occlusive mesenteric ischemia.
  • Seizures and coma are rare and usually signify the presence of a coingestant. However, they can occur as a late feature of toxicity due to cardiovascular collapse.


Q3. How does verapamil cause cardiovascular toxicity?

Verapamil is a calcium-channel blocker – it binds the alpha-1 subunit of L-type calcium channels, preventing the intracellular influx of calcium. These channels are functionally important in cardiac myocytes, vascular smooth muscle cells, and islet beta cells.

Verapamil’s cardiac toxicity results from:

  • excessive negative inotropy: myocardial depression
  • negative chronotropy: sinus bradycardia
  • negative dromotropy: atrioventricular node blockade

Verapamil’s effects on vascular smooth muscle tone result in:

  • decreased afterload
  • systemic hypotension
  • coronary vasodilation



Q4.What are the metabolic effects of overdose of calcium channel blockers like verapmil?

The metabolic effects of calcium channel blockers like verapamil are less well known than the cardiovascular effects.

Under the stress of the drug-induced shock state, cardiac myocytes shift from using free fatty acids, their favoured “resting state” energy substrate, to carbohydrates.

But verapamil impairs this adaptive mechanism – its effects in overdose include:

  • impaired uptake of glucose and free fatty acids by cardiac myocytes
  • inhibition of calcium-dependent mitochondrial activity required for glucose catabolism

Furthermore, insulin release is dependent on calcium influx into islet beta cells through L-type calcium channels. This is also impaired in verapamil toxicity leading to hypoinsulinaemia which together with calcium channel blocker-induced insulin resistance results in hyperglycaemia and a ketoacidotic state.

Hyperglycemia at presentation is a recognised indicator of severe toxicity.

Impaired glucose metabolism and shock also lead to lactic acidosis.

Q5. Is there any role for decontamination in this case?

Yes.

In the asymptomatic patient who presents early, activated charcoal can be given:

  • within 1 h of ingestion for standard release preparations
  • within 4 hours of ingestion for SR preparations

Whole bowel irrigation can also be performed following the administration of activated charcoal if the patient meets these criteria:

  • cooperative (the pharmacist in this case will probably insist on it)
  • presents within 4 hours of ingestion of >10 tablets of verapamil or diltiazem SR
  • no evidence of established toxicity

Q6. What specific therapeutic measures are available for treating verapamil toxicity and when would you use them?

Atropine, calcium boluses and infusions, glucagon, inotropes and vasopressors, and cardiac pacing have all been advocated for managing CCB toxicity, despite questionable efficacy. Extracorporeal circulatory support and intra-aortic balloon counterpulsation have been used as heroic last ditch measures.

It is useful to have a step-wise approach to managing calcium channel blocker overdose. Early invasive blood pressure monitoring is wise in the presence of evolving hypotension and shock, as is early intubation and ventilation when life-threatening toxicity is anticipated.

The step-wise approach:

Fluid resuscitation

  • up to 20 mL/kg crystalloid

Calcium

  • can be a useful temporising measure to increase HR and BP
  • options
    • 10% calcium gluconate 60mL IV (0.6-1.0 mL/kg in children)
    • 10% calcium chloride 20mL IV (0.2 mL/kg in children) [must be given via CENTRAL VENOUS ACCESS - it burns!]
  • repeat boluses can be given up to 3 times
  • consider calcium infusion to keep serum calcium >2.0 mEq/L

Atropine

  • 0.6mg every 2 min up to 1.8 mg

Catecholamine infusions

  • titrate to effect
  • options include dopamine, adrenaline and/ or noradrenaline

Sodium bicarbonate

  • consider in severe metabolic acidosis – 50-100 mEq sodium bicarbonate (0.5-1.0 mEq/kg in children)

Cardiac pacing

  • electrical capture may be difficult to achieve and may not improve overall perfusion
  • use ventricular pacing to bypass AV blockade, typical with rates not in excess of 60/min

If all else fails consider extracorporeal circulatory support or intra-aortic balloon counterpulsation – but for these to be effective you have to get the ball rolling early…

In Western Australia we tend not to use glucagon for calcium channel blocker toxicity. The experience of the clinical toxicologists at the Western Australia Poisons Information center suggests that it is not useful, and the supporting evidence for its use glucagon is limited to small, non-blinded animal studies where no survival benefit or improvement in mean arterial pressure was shown, although heart rate improved in some cases.

What about high-dose insulin euglycemic therapy? See Q7.


Q7. What is the role of HIET?

HIET (high-dose insulin euglcemic therapy) was first used to treat verapamil toxicity in humans in 1993, with a favourable outcome. Since then, in addition to animal studies, there have been about 70 cases reporting the beneficial use of HIET in humans, with an overall survival rate of 85%. HIET has gained widespread acceptance as a core therapy for calcium channel blocker toxicity among clinical toxicologists, even though no randomised controlled trials have been performed to test its efficacy.

Unfortunately, awareness of HIET outside of toxicology circles remains poor, and there is often reluctance to administer the high doses of insulin that are recommended.

The place of HIET in the step-wise approach to managing cardiovascular toxicity has evolved. Formerly considered a last ditich measure, early is use is increasingly advocated. This is particularly important as the beneficial effects of HIET are not immediate.

HIET protocol

Recommended high-dose insulin euglycaemic therapy protocol based on the clinical experience of the Western Australian Toxicology Service, published case reports, reviews and animal studies (from Nickson and Little, 2009)

Q8. How does HIET work?

HIET may allow the heart to overcome the metabolic starvation that results from calcium channel blocker toxicity (see Q4), which compounds the direct cardiotoxic effects (see Q3).

How does it do this?

The effects of insulin are numerous:

  • increased glucose and lactate uptake by myocardial cells
  • improved myocardial function without increased oxygen demand
  • increased pyruvate dehydrogenase activity, thus hastening myocardial lactate oxidation and clear the cytosol of glycolytic byproducts that can impair calcium handling and cause diastolic dysfunction.
  • promotes excitation–contraction coupling and contractility because increased glucose availability results in:
  • increased sarcoplasmic reticulum-associated calcium ATPase activity
  • increased cytoplasmic calcium concentrations
  • enhanced calcium entrance into mitochondria and sarcolemma

HIET may be best used adjunctively with other measures such as catecholamines, for two reasons:

  • insulin-mediated inotropy is not catecholamine-mediated, and is not affected by β blockers, so additive effects are likely.
  • although insulin appears to improve myocardial contractility, it has no chronotropic effect and may cause vasodilation.

Q9. How safe is HIET?

It is surprisingly safe!

Adverse events are predictable, uncommon, and easily managed.

For instance, there were NO adverse effects in these extreme examples:

  • the inadvertent administration of a 1000 IU insulin loading dose for verapamil toxicity
  • treatment of toxic cardiogenic shock for 2 days with a 6 IU/kg/h insulin infusion

Adverse effects of HIET include:

  • hypoglycaemia (<3.3 mmol/L in about 16% of cases)
  • hypokalaemia
  • hypomagnesaemia
  • hypophosphataemia

Additional comments:

Hypoglycemia:

  • Some cases of severe calcium channel blocker toxicity in patients presenting with hyperglycaemia do not require any additional glucose administration despite high-dose insulin therapy.
  • hypoglycaemia may be more likely in milder cases without marked hypotension.

Hypokalaemia (potassium < 3.5 mmol/L):

  • noted in only two of seven in Greene et al’s small series, with a minimum potassium level of 2.8 mmol/L.
  • Excessive correction of hypokalaemia should be avoided, because it reflects the intracellular shift of potassium from the extracellular compartment due to the action of insulin, rather than a potassium-depleted state.
  • Hypokalaemia in HIET may actually be beneficial:
    • it may augment myocardial contractility by enhancing calcium entry during systole
    • increased intracellular potassium may have a membrane-stabilising effect in excitable cells.



Q10. What would be your disposition of the unfortunate pharmacist in this case?

He needs to go to a hospital that can provide ICU-level care!

In this case retrieval by the Royal Flying Doctor Service is appropriate. As toxic effects are likely to be delayed, hopefully there will be enough time for him to be retrieved despite his remote location. In a remote setting, treatment with IV fluids, calcium and atropine are all options, but the early use of HIET may be life-saving and will probably reduce the likelihood of him needing heroic circulatory support measures.

Any patient manifesting verapamil toxicity needs ICU level care.

Asymptomatic patients with normal vital signs require cardiac monitoring for:

  • 4 hours if standard release verapamil or diltiazem
  • 16 hours if SR verapamil or diltiazem

Patients should not be discharged at night.

References

ResearchBlogging.org

  • Bailey B (2003). Glucagon in beta-blocker and calcium channel blocker overdoses: a systematic review. Journal of toxicology. Clinical toxicology, 41 (5), 595-602 PMID: 14514004
  • Greene SL, Gawarammana I, Wood DM, Jones AL, & Dargan PI (2007). Relative safety of hyperinsulinaemia/euglycaemia therapy in the management of calcium channel blocker overdose: a prospective observational study. Intensive care medicine, 33 (11), 2019-24 PMID: 17622512
  • Kerns W 2nd (2007). Management of beta-adrenergic blocker and calcium channel antagonist toxicity. Emergency medicine clinics of North America, 25 (2) PMID: 17482022
  • Murray L, Daly F, Little M, Cadogan M. Toxicology handbook. Sydney: Elsevier Australia, 2007.
  • Nickson CP, & Little M (2009). Early use of high-dose insulin euglycaemic therapy for verapamil toxicity. The Medical journal of Australia, 191 (6), 350-2 PMID: 19769561 (abstract and pdf link)

Prof Staghorn joins UCEM

Professor Inglebert Struvite Staghorn hails from the village of Calyxia nestled on the anaconda-infested shores of the Amazon River. Although the young Staghorn’s missionary parents encouraged him to study the healing arts, he instead discovered a taste for the no-holds-barred fighting arts. With a reputation for ear-splitting roundhouse kicks, he emerged undefeated from the Portuguese União Júnior vale tudo championships as the foremost exponent of an unorthodox move best described as  ’starting the lawnmower’ while gripping his opponent’s groin. Having mastered the art of making grown men cry, Staghorn entered undergraduate studies at the Universidade de Uretica e Colica where he obtained a first in Calculus.

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Prof Staghorn in his Vale Tudo heyday

Staghorn’s eyes were opened to the awesome possibilities of medicine after he had an unpleasant encounter with a candiru necessitating the urgent attention of a urologist. Fortunately, his protean talents, combined with the providential demise of a competing student (who sadly died of hematuria following a blow to the loin by an unknown assailant – he was buried in a crystal-lidded coffin), led him to the prestigious Universidade de Virgens e Jogadores, located a few miles south of Iliacus. Staghorn’s passage was at first slow, but it soon became clear that his caustic personality would see him attain greatness as a radiologist. Although he remained a somewhat shadowy figure in the world of roentgenography he achieved prominence with the rise of computed tomography. Indeed, he is credited with the first use of the Rolling Stones’ song “You can’t always get what you want” as call waiting music when taking calls from the ED.

Upon meeting Staghorn, Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson III ejaculated that he had found the perfect man to occupy the vacant position of Director of UCEM’s Inquisitorial Disciplinary Committee. Staghorn has also been tasked with heading the Radiology, Alcohol and Violence in Emergencies special conflict-of-interest group and coordinating the Utopian Border Patrol. Although, sometimes criticized as being something of a ‘p*sshead‘, Prof Staghorn stands by the aphorism, “You’re only an alcoholic if you drink more than your doctor”. Like all good doctors, he tends to treat himself.

Prof Staghorn’s official UCEM Council Executive Roles include:

  • Director, Inquisitorial Disciplinary Committee
  • Head of the Radiology, Alcohol and Violence in Emergencies special conflict-of-interest group
  • Coordinator of the Utopian Border Patrol

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AO Surgery Reference

Orthopaedics demystified with the AO Foundation Surgical Reference
Traumatology today encompasses such a vast wealth of knowledge that no single surgeon can cope with all this information, and daily clinical life hardly leaves any time for academic research. That’s exactly where the AO Surgery Reference steps in: Here you´ll find all the specialized knowledge you might need in your daily clinical life, accessible online from any office, library or operating room – wherever there is Internet access. – www.aosurgery.org

In a world where everything is literally at your fingertips the AO foundation has now even made orthopaedics, from diagnosis through to the operating table accessible in the same way.

The AO foundation is an online non-profit surgical library consisting of more than 7000 pages.  It includes :

  • Hundreds of surgical procedures and approaches described in text and images
  • Surgical decision making made easy with literature evaluated and prepared for quick reference
  • Access to AO course videos
  • Access to hundreds of pages of previously published AO material

It even has links to different regions of the world i.e. Asia Pacific, Latin America, North America, and Middle Europe where you have access to recent events and courses that are offered in those regions.

The authors include 63 renowned surgeons from 22 different countries and the website has even embarked on a translation project which has recently published a malleolar module in Chinese and Spanish.

The site is organised in a manner that it is extremely user friendly, moving from a generalised location e.g. the hand, to the specific required anatomic region.

AO Foundation 002 AO Surgery ReferenceThe beauty of this website is that you can click on the required structure you need –  for example maleoli and it will open up to a window with a range of related problems, each with links to diagnosis, indication, preparation, approach, reduction and fixation and even aftercare.

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Once you enter the desired link, the information provided is detailed yet succinct with appropriate diagrams to guide the reader through.

AO Orthopedic Surgical Reference

Once you enter the desired link, the information provided is detailed yet succinct with appropriate diagrams to guide the reader through. The AO foundation truly have outdone themselves with such an informative online library, it is almost criminal if medical professionals around the world do not know about them.

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Clinical Images Online

The internet era gives clinicians unprecedented access to clinical images for learning and teaching purposes – and no matter how old some of us may be, we all remain students until the end.

Here are some useful clinical image collections for use primarily by doctors in emergency medicine and intensive care medicine. Of course, we being disciples of the ‘Open Source Messiah’, the emphasis is firmly on free-to-use resources. An updated index will be maintained here.

Clinical Image Collections Online

Clinicalcases.org – The definitive online case-based medical learning website includes links to the best images from some of the major general medical journals -especially the NEJM, Lancet and BMJ. The site is organised by specialty with a link to the images below the lists of cases. Here are the clinical image specialty links for ready reference:

CardiologyEndocrinologyGastroenterologyHematology and OncologyInfectious diseasesNephrologyNeurologyPulmonology and Critical CareRheumatology

Catalog of Clinical Images – UCSD’s high quality collection of photographs of physical examination findings by anatomical region.

Trauma Image Database – A categorized collection of trauma-related images from Trauma.org.

PhotoRounds – Brief ‘test yourself’ clinical images best viewed as ‘unknowns’.

Eye Atlas Online – A beautifully presented database of images of eye diseases crafted in Italy.

DermisNet, DermNet, and DermNet NZ – Being such a visually-orientated specialty it is not surprising that there are an abundance of quality dermatology image collections out there. These are my favourites for when I need to clinch a diagnosis of ‘aplasia cutis congenita circumscripta‘…

Life in the Fast LaneVAQs and Clinical Cases and Case-based Q&As.

Clinical Images from Medical Journals

No journal subscriptions are needed to access any of these resources:

NEJM Featured Images in Clinical Medicine – the classic web-only series from the New England Journal of Medicine – alternatively, try the addictive NEJM Image Challenge.

CMAJ Clinical Images – The search results for ‘clinical images’ – open access classic, dramatic or note-worthy clinical images from the journal of the Canadian Medical Association.

Clinical Pearls: Photographic Case Reports – a collection from the journal Academic Emergency Medicine.

Diagnosis at a Glance – The entire series from Emergency Medicine.

Images in Emergency Medicine – Much of this collection of images from this series in the Annals of Emergency Medicine can be accessed free online.

Clinical Imaging – Radiology and Ultrasonography

Emergency medicine-orientated:

EMPACS – Emergency Medicine Picture Archiving & Communication System – This is an impressive resource providing annotated images relevant to emergency settings from all modalities (USS, XR, CT, MRI, etc). Registration is free and all images may be reused if appropriately referenced to empacs.org. It even features a quiz mode.

On Call Radiology – A set of teaching files to identify common radiology findings on call and in the Emergency room. The site includes an image catalogue.

The Image Browser from the excellent Ultrasound Guide for Emergency Medicine – Not many images, but too cool to leave out. The image browser is only a small part of the best online resource for emergency medicine ultrasound currently available (reviewed here on LitFL).

Other radiology resources:

Cases from The Radiology Assistant – This Dutch website is impressive… Its a great way to learn radiology.

LearningRadiology.com – There is a massive ‘Case of the Week’ archive as well as an image index.

Interpretation of the ICU Chest Film – An excellent beginner’s guide to to the sometimes bewildering chest film in intensive care.

Pediatric radiology resources:

Radiology Cases in Pediatric Emergency Medicine – an aging but otherwise impressive set of teaching files from the University of Hawaii.

Pediatric Radiology – A collection of annotated images from the Cleveland Clinic that covers the core curriculum required for pediatric radiologists.

Pedrad.info – Pediatric Radiology information, publication and communication platform. Includes an Index, Case of the Day and Most Interesting Cases.

Pathology, Microbiology and Parasitology

PathWeb – it is no small mercy for docs in the ED and ICU that we rarely have to look pathological specimens, but if you ever need to, this massive database is a good place to go.

DPDx Parasite Image Library – A superbly presented collection of parasite images from the CDC.

Malaria – An excellent resource from Royal Perth Hospital for learning how to identify malaria parasites on blood films.

If you know of other image-based web resources that deserve to be on this list please leave a comment below!

Medgadget 2009 MedBlog Awards

Thanks to Medgadget and Epocrates for another fantastic awards competition. Congratulations to the winners and the nominees. Thanks to this event I have found some fantastic new reading material that I would not previously have stumbled upon and I believe that the hosting of these awards has enhanced the credibility of the MedBlogger community and increased general awareness of the amazing writing and reporting created by independent healthcare professionals.

After a long and grueling campaign and thousands of votes cast,we are ready to announce the winners of the 2009 Medical Blog Awards.

Thanks to Epocrates, a proud supporter of these awards, helping to promote the medical blogosphere for the second year in a row.

The 2009 Medical Blog Awards Medgadget 2009 MedBlog Awards

The writing team at Life in the Fast Lane are humbled to have won an award for the second year in a row – this year the Best Clinical Weblog of 2009. Hopefully we will soon be recognised as a blog by Google and the clinical educational can be extended to a wider audience.

Other lucky winners in the 2009 Medgadget Blog Awards include:

We congratulate all the winners. We feel that during the last year, the medical blogosphere has matured, and it now displays the level of writing, reporting, and commentary that challenges traditional media. Medgadget is happy to be a part of this vibrant and influential community, and we’d like to thank all the medbloggers out there for writing and reporting, and the readers for being such a great and supportive audience. – Medgadget.com

What NOT to wear to the ED

Now that we know what NOT to do and what not to say as patients in the ED. The next question is, what shouldn’t patients wear to the ED?

10. A Beard

If you’ve really ‘come a cropper’ beards are bad news – they make it hard for us to assess your airway (is there a small chin hiding under there?) and it can be tough to get a tight seal with a face mask if you’ve stopped breathing and need bagging. And once you’re in ICU it WILL be shaved off

beard What NOT to wear to the ED

"I grew my beard because chicks dig it." (From www.beards.org)

9. Bath robe

Never wear a bath robe to the ED, unless you’re Hugh Hefner or you’re a bit poorly from dropping a toaster in the bath water… It’s just not a good look – go put some trousers on! If you tell us you were at a fancy dress party and went as ‘The Dude’ from The Big Lebowski, we might let it slide just this once.

The Dude Outfit

8. Your favourite leathers or boots

Yes, we know they make you look just like the Stig, but we are still going to chop them off (see 3). Sorry.

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YouTube Direkt – Who is the Stig?

7. Merkin

Actually don’t wear one of these anytime or anywhere… I don’t care if comes with a flashlight.

merkin with flashlight

Photo by Dr LaRue

6. Tongue bar

It may look cool, but if needs to come out bear in mind that surveys of ED doctors have shown that only a minority know that the end screws off if it needs to be taken out – the rest will try to chop it in half…

TonguePiercing What NOT to wear to the ED

Ouch! (Photo by JohnLeach)

5. Sun glasses

Don’t wear them in the ED, or you’ll be diagnosed with tinted speculopathy which has a very bad prognosis indeed – unless you have a personality disorder, in which case you’ll probably be OK.

sun glasses

Tinted speculopathy rears its ugly head again…

4. A chastity belt/ underwear armour

If you don’t know how to get it off we won’t either! But we will say ‘what the hell is that?!‘ and call the fire brigade and @movinmeat

male chastity device

What the hell is that?! (photo by jackace)

3. Distracting lingerie

If you’re a bloke, don’t wear pink frilly knickers. Once you’re on the trauma table it all gets cut off. Each to their own, and we will maintain confidentiality, but when there is embarrassment all round it distracts from the most important thing – making sure you don’t die.

soldier in pink undies

Real Men Wear Pink (from news.com.au)

2. Nothing

BIBA (Brought In By Ambulance) after crashing your motorcycle at 4 in the morningwhile naked – does not engender much sympathy from your trusted health care providers. Just wearing stubbies, thongs and a helmet won’t go down too well either…

Biker in stubbies

More wildlife photography from the NT News

Similarly, we strongly advocate the ethos of the World Naked Bike Ride and the symbolic way in which they draw attention to oil dependency and the negative social and environmental impacts of a car dominated culture…but body paint has not yet been statistically proven to reduce the incidence of bike related injuries…

World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR)

World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR)

1. KKK garb…

‘Nuff said.

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KKK in the ER

Is this real?

0. Mankini

Just because @sandnsurf is wearing one under his scrubs, doesn’t mean that you the patient can wear one too.

Mankini What NOT to wear to the ED

Computer-generated mankini by allstarecho

UCEM Warns Against ADHD Treatment

Professor Stickler, who holds the Chair of Pedantry and heads UCEM’s Education and Training program in the School of Health and Information Technology, addressed an army of riveted journalists at UCEM headquarters in Pyongyang today. Stickler warned of the negative consequences of the current epidemic of methylphenidate and dexamphetamine used for the treatment of Attention Deficit/ Hypersensitivty Disorder (ADHD) in young people.

Professor Stickler said:

“While we are not the first to raise the alarm concerning the widespread prescription of these drugs, we are the first to identify a particularly nefarious consequence that threatens our utopian medical objectives.”

“What crisis awaits us? Well, nothing less than the eradication of the ideal emergency physician personality type and the meltdown of utopian emergency medical practice”.

Professor Stickler quoted a much cited career chart published in the British Medical Journal that clearly identified ADHD traits as a necessary prerequisite for entry into the emergency medicine career path.

BMJ career flowchart UCEM Warns Against ADHD TreatmentProfessor Stickler elaborated further:

Instead of trying to ameliorate these personality traits with drugs we should be trying to accentuate them. In the era of the 4 picosecond rule, pre-departmental medicine, the emergency circle of care, and ‘Downstairs Patients, Upstairs!‘ we need emergency physicians with more pronounced ADHD traits more than ever.”

“At UCEM we value hyperactivity, we value impulsive people who don’t like waiting their turn and have no compulsions about interrupting others, we value people who finish off what other people are saying, we value those who have a heightened sensitivity to extraneous stimuli, and we especially value those who don’t get bogged down by focussing their attention on one task for too long.”

“Finally, and most importantly, those who learn to live with the low self esteem and social otracism that comes with full-blown ADHD are already preadapted for life as a successful emergency physician.”

So there you have it, UCEM says ‘NO!’ to drugs like methylphenidate and dexamphetamine.

Reference

  • Veysman, B. Physician, Know Thyself. BMJ 2005;331:1529, doi:10.1136/bmj.331.7531.1529

Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #001

Just when you thought your brain could unwind on a Friday, you realise that it would rather be challenged with some good old fashioned medical trivia.

The word trivia is derived from the Latin word trivium which means tri-three, via -way, i.e. where three ways meet namely grammar, rhetoric and logic. So sit back, relax and see how much trivia you can dig out of that noggin.

Question 1

  • What is Melkersonn’s Syndrome?

  • Melkersson’s Syndrome or Melkersson–Rosenthal syndrome
  • Rare familial neurological disorder characterized by recurrent facial paralysis, swelling of the face and lips (usually the upper lip), and the development of folds and furrows in the tongue.
  • 1901 Grigorii Ivanovich Rossolimo first made reference to the triad of symptoms in a woman suffering from migraine
  • 1928 Ernst Gustaf Melkersson reported an association between recurrent facial paralysis and angioneurotic oedema
  • 1930 Curt Rosenthal added lingua plicata (hypertrophy and fissuring of the tongue) to complete the triad of features
Lingula Plicata

Lingula Plicata

Question 2

  • In the 1970’s what caused disco felon?

  • Repeated finger-snapping at discos (so think twice before hitting the club tonight)
  • A felon is a painful purulent infection at the end of a finger
  • 1979 First reported in the NEJM
    • Walker FW, Lillemoe KD, Farquharson RR. Disco felon. N Engl J Med. 1979 Jul 19;301(3):166-7.
'Spokane Daily Chronicle' July 1979 Disco Felon

'Spokane Daily Chronicle' July 1979

Question 3

  • Which poison killed the Bulgarian dissident writer Georgi Markov?

  • Ricin – injected via an umbrella pellet gun on Thursday, September 7th, 1978 at 1.30pm at the south end of Waterloo Bridge, London.
  • Ricin is a ribosome-inactivating protein found in castor beans (Ricinus communis).
  • Ricin is a toxin that is fatal to humans in extremely small doses. The lethal dose for Ricin is 1 milligram (inhaled or ingested) and 500 micrograms (intravenous).
Ricin Umbrella Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #001

Ricin Umbrella (International Spy Museum)

Question 4

  • From what animals do cats catch cowpox?

  • Rodents
  • Cats get cowpox infections by being bitten by voles and wood mice.
  • Infected cats do not usually manifest any signs or symptoms of the disease.
  • Transmission to humans is rare.

Question 5

  • With what nerve gas were commuters poisoned on the underground train system in Tokyo in 1995?

  • Subway Sarin Incident (地下鉄サリン事件, Chikatetsu Sarin Jiken)
  • Sarin is a nerve agent first produced by German scientists in 1938
  • Sarin is a colourless, odourless gas with a lethal dose of just 0.5mg for an adult human (or 0.01mg/kg of body weight)
Sarin Nerve Agent (GB)

Sarin Nerve Agent (GB)

Making Sense

How do experienced clinicians see beyond the superficial and understand the trouble brewing behind the scenes, seemingly before there is any warning? Where does such an unearthly prescience of what is about to happen come from? How is it that one sees what another doesn’t?

Being an expert clinician is not just a matter of making the right decisions, it is a matter of knowing when there is a decision to be made. This process is called ’sense-making’.

Sense-making is a meaning making process in which people faced with ambiguity or uncertainty “organize to make sense of equivocal inputs and enact this sense back into the world to make that world more orderly”.
Sense-making is about asking and answering the following two questions: “What is the story here?” and “Now, what do I do?”
Although sense-making and decision-making are often lumped together sense-making precedes decision-making. When action is the central focus, interpretation not choice is the core phenomenon.

- from Croskerry P, et al. (2009)

When I trained as a doctor I was taught to view diagnostic and management decisions as a choice between a series of alternatives. But the ’sense-making’ step was largely ignored – in reality, before such a ‘choice’ can be made, we must realise that such a choice needs to be made. Achieving this is particularly challenging in the chaotic environment of the emergency department, where patient encounters may be so confusing that we are not even sure why they have presented, and both time and information are scarce resources.

So how can we create order on the edge of this chaos?

When we make sense of a clinical situation we are noticing cues or changes in a patients condition. We take this information and interpret it to create a plausible story (or stories) and then we act – and the results of our actions serve as a test of the plausibility of the story. The better we are at sense-making the more subtle the cues and changes that we notice, the more plausible the stories that we create, the faster we act, and the more closely we monitor the results. The difference between the novice and expert sense-maker is perhaps exemplified best in anaesthestics, where experienced anaesthestists are quicker to detect changes in the patient’s phyiological status, and quicker to act.

Noticing the cues is perhaps the most important step, and it is usually simply a matter of being surprised. This occurs when something unexpected happens. This implies that we had expectations of what was going to happen in the first place!

There are some powerful barriers that prevent us from noticing these cues. We all share the universal human tendency to fall victim to confirmation bias, that is we tend to selectively remember and believe that which reinforces what we already believe to be true. Don’t believe me? Well, maybe you have succumbed to the blind-spot bias - the universal cognitive disposition of believing that you are less subject to cognitive biases than your fellow human beings! Another barrier is that we deal with conditions that constantly evolve. Premature closure, making a diagnosis that is not yet ripe to made, can shut down our monitoring system and lead to erroneous decision making. Finally, to create plausible stories for the complex undifferentiated patient requires intense mental effort, which is difficult to sustain amid the constant interruptions and time pressures of the emergency department.

So, how can we become better at sense-making? Surely it is not just a matter of becoming old and wise. How can we become wise, but young? Here are some strategies to help you make sense:

  • Deal with problems not diagnoses
    Recognise that conditions constantly evolve in emergency situations and that we are prone to premature closure and confirmation bias. Diagnoses are always much easier in hindsight.
  • Learn to make explicit expectations so that violations are easier to spot.
    Predict what should be found on examination and on investigations if the working diagnosis is correct, and force yourself to re-examine your interpretation if these findings are absent.
  • Develop the habit of stepping back to assess what is happening.
    Periodically review cases and search for information that doesn’t fit.
  • Learn about situation awareness, how to become attuned to your environment and how to detect and correct errors.
  • Beware of ‘labels’
    Labels are useful for interpreting cues but if too specific may lead to to entrapment bias. The importance of diagnosis is over-rated – undifferentiated RLQ pain is often a more useful label to work with than probable appendicitis or probable ovarian torsion. Keep labels broad, at least early in the diagnostic process.
  • Appoint a Devil’s Advocate
    This is often the role of the attending/ ED consultant, but if you’re alone it will have to be you! The Devil’s Advocate should ask questions like: “What else could be going on? Why do you think that? Have you considered this? What if this happened?”
  • Seek a variety of interpretations
    How does the physiotherapist, pharmacist, or nurse view what is happening? Different viewpoints give you more information to work with and help guard against confirmation bias.

Hopefully by becoming better sense-makers we can find that uneasy, but essential, balance between being able to commit to a decision and take action, yet still remaining open to change and avoiding entrapment.

Good luck!

References

  • Christianson MK, Sutcliffe KM. Chapter 5. Sensemaking, High-reliability Organizing, and Resilience; in Croskerry P, Cosby KS, Schenkel SM, Wears RL Patient Safety in Emergency Medicine, Lippincott Wiliams & Wilkins, 2009.
    (If you’re an emergency doctor you must read this book!)

UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation

With the International Liaison Committee on Resuscitation (ILCOR)’s worksheets now being made available for viewing as part of a worldwide effort involving hundreds of dedicated researchers working together over many years, UCEM has decided to preempt the next iteration of guidelines by creating their own. These guidelines were compiled from Professor Bristol’s toilet-side notebook in under 12 minutes. Nevertheless, UCEM is confident that even the most hardened of resuscitators will find these guidelines informative, realistic and highly practical.

As a wise man once said:

First check your own pulse.

Then start with the ABCs:

Arrive

Blame

Criticise

And end with D and E:

Declare dead

Exit

Between C and D, consider the following therapeutic options :

  • Shout — communication is paramount. The best approach is to establish your leadership role on entering the room by shouting at a deafening volume: “If you are not doing anything, get out of the room!” With a bit of luck, you might be able to leave as well…
  • Help — always call for help, even if that means curling up into the fetal position on the floor, sucking one’s thumb, and screaming “help, help, help!”…
  • Intubate as required — to save on cost, don’t bother with a laryngoscope, a torch and a bent spoon will suffice.
  • Tobacco smoke enemas should be considered as a last ditch measure — As Prof Bristol always says, “If you’re going out, you might as well go out in a puff of smoke”.

Assign appropriate tasks to Medical Emergency Team (MET) members:

  • Stand back and let the MET CNL (senior nurse) run the show — things will go much more smoothly and you can sit back and relax.
  • House officers — Keep them as far away from the patient as possible by assigning them the job of looking through the patient’s medical records for the ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ order that surely must be there somewhere…
  • Invite the biggest burliest orderlies you can find on the way to the code to come along with you, to ensure that the CPR is effective.
  • Telephone duty — An important role best assigned to the medical registrar, with the added advantage of also keeping him or her as far away from the patient as possible.

Remember these points:

  • Stab the patient in the heart with an adrenaline-filled syringe at the first available opportunity — after all, it worked well in Pulp Fiction, and even if it doesn’t work it looks heroic and is bound to impress the medical students.
  • How many minutes should you continue to resuscitate for before calling it a day? If in doubt, try this formula: 80 – (age in years). Multiply by 3 if a toxicological cause is suspected.
  • Is your suction working? If you haven’t checked you’d better be wearing gumboots as you have a 99.9% chance of ending up wading through a pool of vomit.
  • The outcome of the resuscitation has no relationship to the effectiveness of the resuscitation effort – unless more than one person ends up dead at the end of it.

PulpFiction adrenaline heart UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation

And finally, The Bottom Line (aka ‘the Flat Line’):

The likelihood of a good outcome following cardiac arrest follows a ‘flat, line-shaped‘ curve after the first few minutes.

Good outcome is on the y-axis (admittedly you need a magnifying glass to see it) and any variable you can think of goes on the x-axis.

icprlite3 UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation