WARNING: This article contains satire…With age comes an increased risk of serious life threatening diseases. Many of these illnesses eventuate in fatality, and a great expenditure to sustain the lives of individuals living with chronic disease.
Defibritazer BP50KV
September 22, 2010 By 9 Comments
The one shot answer to electrical restraint and DC cardioversion. Drop the patient rendering them harmless in less than 0.47 seconds with the Police Grade, twin aeroflex gold tipped electrode ‘stingers’, with a range of up to 200 feet. Then defibrillate the victim out of excited delirium with a synchronized life saving biphasic 50,000 volt shock, and gift them the current of life.
Your Management Team May Be Parasites
September 21, 2010 By 1 Comment
Management has synonymously been associated with bad decisions, selective cost cutting, raising it’s own salary and attempting to rob others of their ideas. This perception has led people to view managers as parasites, which according to new scientific data may be more correct than we previously thought.
UCEM Helps Bedbound Nation
September 3, 2010 By Leave a Comment
UCEM’s Egerton Y. Davis IV arrived today to help resolve the stagnant Federal Infection that is keeping Australia bed-bound with a well hung Parliament.
Utopian Waiting Room
August 27, 2010 By 3 Comments
With increasing ED crowding and ever increasing waiting the Utopian College has produced guidelines to improve patient comfort and safety and to begin diagnosis and treatment for those stable and well enough to enjoy time within the waiting room – Waiting Room Medicine.
Facebookville General Hospital
May 21, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Facebookville General Hospital has a number of well established Departments, some seriously important staff members and the occasional patient. The Life in the Fast Lane team have combined with the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine to help coagulate our disparate colleagues to create a unifying hospital and departmental structure.
Underfunded and Overcrowded
October 16, 2009 By 1 Comment
What do you mean pandemic?
May 4, 2009 By 1 Comment
Despite the cessation of ‘pig kissing frolicks’ it looks as though the WHO will eventually declare that 2009 H1N1 influenza A (‘swine flu’) has reached pandemic proportions (phase 6).
Are Multivitamins safe? an evidence based analysis
October 23, 2008 By 3 Comments
Part of the training – the hours of learning and the endless research – has led me to seek out individuals who manage to combine a thirst for knowledge and evidentia scientificus with altruistic pedagogy. One such individual is Professor George Jelinek. He uses an evidence based and measured approach to systematically review health initiatives to define life-choice outcomes. here presented are some modified re-postings from his Taking Control of Multiple Sclerosis website.
