What is the truth that lasts?

Brain Freeze

As health care professionals we all have a responsibility to help curate and deliver the most accurate information and help define the ‘truth that lasts” – we should not take this responsibility lightly

The MJA Dr Eric Dark creative writing prize

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Another fantastic competition to get your creative juices flowing – just in time for the Christmas break – The MJA Dr Eric Dark creative writing prize

MJA, MDA National, Nossal Global Health Prize

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Announcing the Medical Journal of Australia (MJA) and MDA National Nossal Global Health Prize. International competition for medical students and medical practitioners

Private Health Care in Indonesia

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Sick of your patients waiting in the ED for life saving treatment as a result of interminable ICU / CCU bed-block? Worry no more…move to Indonesia

What is a Pastafarian?

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I have heard of vegetarians, breatharians and fruitarians before – but this week, for the first time I have had to deal with a new order – the Pastafarian

45 Seconds – Memoirs of an ER Doctor

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Dr. Kevin Kikta was one of two emergency room doctors on duty at St. John’s Regional Medical Center in Joplin, MO on Sunday, May 22, 2011 when a destructive tornado hit the hospital.

New Years Day Honours 2011

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The first Fifty F.UCEM’s are Grandfather awards for the fifty fondling members who have demonstrated the excellence in their respected fields and uphold the ideals of the Utopian College – supremus totus vindicatum haud officium

Self-Discipline Implantation

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Since Count Volta first started mixing electrolyte solutions, redox reactions have driven human devices thanks to their storage of chemical energy. From small cells, it was just a matter of time before lazy and lethargic Americans, sick of manually cranking their cars demanded starter engines, and of course the humble car battery.

Take a big breath in…and hold it

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If you silence the alarm for any reason and there is subsequent oxygen supply failure within the next 2 minutes you will have no audible alarm. Unlike other ventilators on the market the Oxylog® 3000 cannot ventilate without an oxygen supply….

Reducing the Future Burden of Disease

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WARNING: This article contains satire…With age comes an increased risk of serious life threatening diseases. Many of these illnesses eventuate in fatality, and a great expenditure to sustain the lives of individuals living with chronic disease.