Adaptive parasitology and free parking

The Utopian College is pleased to announce that the ever so slightly controversial euthanasia thesis of Commander Harrison Biscuit III has been published in the illustrious Journal of Life as a Poor Science Analogy.

As this our second Utopian publication, the Journal editors have allowed us to reproduce the article in full and provide a free article download

Natural Killer Not Functioning to Combat Non-Presentation of MHC Due to Downstream Malfunction of Toll Like Receptor

A lesson in adaptive parasitology, and free parking

Discipline of Sociopathic Medicine, Centre for Community as a Culture Producer (CCCP).

AbstractThe recent discovery of the car park cell, and its symbiotic relationship with a new microorganism the “car” has been useful in detecting a new defect in the immune system. TLR 9 defects may lead to a loss of defect in NK activity

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