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On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: A tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Two Full arrests And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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| On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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| On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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| On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tss, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Ten strokes a coning, Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bairatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eleven Constipations, Ten strokes a coning, Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Twelve over census patients, Eleven Constipations, Ten strokes a coning, Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me! |
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Written by Emily Adams and Susan Meegan
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Love it. Well done girls!
Haha! Brilliant, love it!
Absolute gold!
Great!!! awesome the constipation and the stroke a coning!!
This made me laugh so hard… Thanks!!!
Merry Christmas!
Very Well Done Ex ED Dandenong
Brilliant!
We had one floating around our ED a couple of years ago (maybe created by our American colleagues):
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three O.D’s
Two shattered skulls
and a drunk who drove into a tree….