Where has all the pimping gone?
Clinical examination is a dying art.
Just spent another frustrating shift attempting to admit a patient with acute appendicitis (clinically) – without a CRP, ultrasound scan, CT scan or a tattoo on their forehead saying “I have acute appendicitis”
Thought it appropriate to share a clip from the olden days…
“Eyes first & most, hands next & least, & tongue not at all”
“To be a successful surgeon – you need the eyes of a hawk, the heart of a lion and the hands of a lady”
Sir Lancelott Spratt
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Great film.
At least the surgical attitude hasn’t changed… Even if it is impossible these days for them to examine prior to imaging.
Love the matter-of-fact condescension to the patient -- “this is nothing to do with you”.
I miss that era of surgeons from my intern years who prided themselves on diagnosis by history and exam. Imaging has a role of course, but is there any surgical diagnosis that doesn’t score some sort of imaging -- e.g. US for an abscess. Appendicitis is well known to be primarily a clinical diagnosis -- however it is heading the way that surgeons seem to want every test possible -- is it now a diagnosis of exclusion?
When I know the surgeon is coming to see my kiddos with appendicitis I saw on ultrasound I play the trick -- “oh wow -- you already came? I am just finishing the scan -- LOOOOOK HERE IT IS”… Slowly but surely they are learning
It’s how you can tell the good surgical reg from the inexperienced -- a good one is happy to sit on the undifferentiated young female (or male) with abdominal pain and some mild signs, and observe, without diving into a scan. I for one refer and wait for review and admit under surg, if I don’t believe a CRP or scan is warranted until they see the patient. Let them fry the patient!
This is so very true. The only thing to add to this is that I like the US for young women in the vain hope that some gynaecological pathology will reveal itself.
You only need one horror case to be switched onto scanning though -- for me it was assisting in the Hartmann’s reversal of a young man who had his nasty diverticulitis excised through a very very very extended McBurney’s incision -- apparently it was clinically appendicitis and the decision was made to proceed to an open appendicectomy with disastrous consequence.