The Utopian College is pleased to announce that the ever so slightly controversial euthanasia thesis of Commander Harrison Biscuit III has been published in the illustrious Journal of Life as a Poor Science Analogy.
As this our second Utopian publication, the Journal editors have allowed us to reproduce the article in full and provide a free article download
Natural Killer Not Functioning to Combat Non-Presentation of MHC Due to Downstream Malfunction of Toll Like Receptor
A lesson in adaptive parasitology, and free parking.
AUTHORS: Harrison Biscuit1
1Discipline of Sociopathic Medicine, Centre for Community as a Culture Producer (CCCP).
The recent discovery of the car park cell, and its symbiotic relationship with a new microorganism the “car” has been useful in detecting a new defect in the immune system. TLR 9 defects may lead to a loss of defect in NK activity