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Adaptive parasitology and free parking

November 28, 2010 by 1 Comment
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The Utopian College is pleased to announce that the ever so slightly controversial euthanasia thesis of Commander Harrison Biscuit III has been published in the illustrious Journal of Life as a Poor Science Analogy.

As this our second Utopian publication, the Journal editors have allowed us to reproduce the article in full and provide a free article download

Natural Killer Not Functioning to Combat Non-Presentation of MHC Due to Downstream Malfunction of Toll Like Receptor

A lesson in adaptive parasitology, and free parking.

AUTHORS: Harrison Biscuit1

1Discipline of Sociopathic Medicine, Centre for Community as a Culture Producer (CCCP).

Abstract

The recent discovery of the car park cell, and its symbiotic relationship with a new microorganism the “car” has been useful in detecting a new defect in the immune system. TLR 9 defects may lead to a loss of defect in NK activity

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About Jarrad Hall

Molecular microbiology PhD student researching emerging multi-resistant Gram negative bacteria. Research focus on extended spectrum beta-lactamases and carbapenemases. Recently completed the coursework component of a combined MSc/PhD in Infectious Diseases. Plans to study medicine, and specialise in ID. Intent on making a contribution to the human fraternity.

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