The Utopian College is pleased to announce that the ever so slightly controversial euthanasia thesis of Commander Harrison Biscuit III has been published in the illustrious Journal of Malpractice in Medicine in the prestigious Letters to the Coroner section.
As this our first Utopian publication, the Journal editors have allowed us to reproduce the article in full and provide a free article download
Prophylactic Euthanasia: a Public Health Initiative to Reduce the Future Burden of Disease
The ultimate transfer of responsibility over patients, and a final solution to morbidity.
AUTHORS: Harrison Biscuit1
1Discipline of Sociopathic Medicine, Centre for Community as a Culture Producer (CCCP).
With age comes an increased risk of serious life threatening diseases. Many of these illnesses eventuate in fatality, and a great expenditure to sustain the lives of individuals living with chronic disease. With public health targets placing increased pressure on clinicians to reduce morbidity and mortality for several cancers, diabetes; other chronic diseases in concert with setting lower waiting times for patients and reducing funding for medical services one alternative stands out above all others. Medical trials of sodium cyanide show a 99% reduction in chronic disease mortality and morbidity, with an associated bureaucratically acceptable shift of death rates from expensive diseases to inexpensive poisoning (significant to 95% C.I.).