Welcome to the Inaugural Conference on Waiting Room Medicine hosted by the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (UCEM) and the University of Lutenblag

Molvania will play host of the first UCEM conference of Waiting Room Medicine. The hectic schedule of workshops, lectures and entertainment has been developed to provide experienced practitioners with an up-to-date, eminence-based, yet practical, overview of important and controversial topics in Waiting Room Medicine.
Keep up with the latest literature and strategies focused on optimizing clinical practice, minimising law-suits and if time permits…improving patient outcomes.
Over the next few weeks we will be revealing the complete list of International speakers, entertainment and travel options will be announced
For more updates, become a fondling member on Facebook. All fondling members will go into the draw to win a Fellowship from the UCEM, and enjoy all the benefits that this honor entails!
Participants at Waiting Room Medicine 2011 will receive:
- A highly-rated, multimedia, state-of-the-art, conference presented by some of the most well regarded faculty in Waiting Room Medicine
- Betamax recording of the opening and closing ceremony
- A CME conference with fact:sponsorship ratio of 2:3
- Hands-on device manufacturer exhibits – all profits given to the Lutenblag Children’s Hospice
- A complimentary UCEM 2011 tote bag
- Free miniature copies of Resusci Sharon and CPR Tracey
- Chance to go into the draw for a Grandfathered Fellowship

































It is of surpassing my anticipation wildly and great magnitude! Yes!
Please I will stay where?!
Romov
So glad to see you are eagerly awaiting the UCEM conference
Details regarding the accommodation and entertainment will be released soon, along with the registration schedule
Really hope we get to see you in Molvania
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