Egerton pontificates in the Capital
Assistant Sub-Professor Egerton Y. Davis IV arrived in Canberra today in his role as the Head of UCEM‘s Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce.
Davis IV was summoned to Yarralumla by the Governor General, Her Excellency Ms. Quentin Bryce AC, to help resolve the stagnant Federal Infection that is keeping Australia interminably bedbound. The nation has already started to develop some nasty bed sores as the neuraesthenic pollyvirus that has gripped the country transitions from the acute to the chronic phase of infection. Right now, it seems that only the Australian Sex Party is happy with having such a well hung parliament…
Davis IV and his team, working in conjunction with Ameritous Professor Broughton-Delirium, hope to get things moving soon — hopefully before the recently mooted change in the title of the national anthem (‘Australia’s Going Nowhere…‘) is rubber stamped.
On the plus side, Australian MPs have been more than receptive to the UCEM call to arms. For instance, the MP’s welcoming the UCEM delegation appear to have universally embraced Egerton Y. Davis IV‘s anti-miasma mantra, ‘a gas mask a day, keeps the doctor away‘. Perhaps they are trying to protect themselves against all the hot air and degassing windbags in Canberra…
Australian politicians eager to meet UCEM's Head of the Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce and PR Supervisor.
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