UCEM‘s Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce have released the first in a series of lunchboxes designed to raise awareness of the importance of gas masks in preventing a range of miasmatic diseases such as syphilis and shame. Each lunchbox will feature the distinguished likeness of the Taskforce’s fearless leader, Egerton Y. Davis IV.
The lunchbox war against disease
Remember, ‘shame may be fatal’.
Place your orders here (hat tip to FashionablyGeeky.com).
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'In the Fast Lane': Lunchbox War on Disease http://su.pr/1exYrO The enemy is Syphilis… and (false) shame.
The devil’s in the details. Syphilis is clearly transmitted by inhalation so can be stopped by barrier protection viz the gas mask. But the subliminal message is that shame is OK as long as it’s real. It’s false shame we should be scared of.
Whoo hoo! We can all go out and get a dose of REAL shame by breathing deeply and inhaling enemy odours.
Brilliant!