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UCEM Promotes ‘Toughen Up’ Pill

February 16, 2010 by 6 Comments

Following on from its Campaign against Softness, the Pharmacological Hegemony of the UCEM is pleased to announce, in conjunction with TTFU Pharmaceuticals the release of its new pill which it expects to be in widepsread use in Emergency departments before the end of the day…

TTFU Pills

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  1. Javier Benítez says:
    June 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    Here take two and don’t call me…ever

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  2. Andy Webster says:
    June 23, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    What does it do for hair follicle growth?

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  3. Tim Leeuwenburg says:
    October 25, 2012 at 7:41 am

    Might just stick with my combo Aricept-Viagra : gives me a night to remember!

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  4. precordialthump says:
    February 16, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Or the double dose suppository…

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    April 15, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    [...] mannerProvide scripts to prevent elopementAdminister Utopian mediciations such as ListGran, DefTox, TTFU pills  and the PolyPill Reduce the length of stay for patients not requiring hospital admissionProvide a [...]

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