What NOT to wear to the ED

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Now that we know what NOT to do and what not to say as patients in the ED. The next question is, what shouldn’t we wear as a patient to the ED? Here are the Top 10 things NOT to wear to the ED.

The ‘sniff a poison’ challenge

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As you are reviewing a poisoned patient you notice an unusual scent on their breath… Welcome to the ‘Sniff a Poison’ Challenge!

UCEM Warns Against ADHD Treatment

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Today, UCEM’s Professor Stickler warned of the negative consequences of the current epidemic of methylphenidate and dexamphetamine used for the treatment of Attention Deficit/ Hypersensitivty Disorder (ADHD) in young people.

Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five #001

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Just when you thought your brain could unwind on a Friday, you realise that it would rather be challenged with some good old fashioned medical trivia.

The word trivia is derived from the Latin word trivium which means tri-three, via -way, i.e. where three ways meet namely grammar, rhetoric and logic. So sit back, relax and see how much trivia you can dig out of that noggin.

UCEM Recruitment Drive

The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine has been astounded by the despicable tactics employed by the Anaesthetic College in their recent recriutment drive. They College wishes to reassure all fondling members that no such underhand tactics will be employed to engorge it’s membership.

UCEM Promotes ‘Toughen Up’ Pill

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Following on from its campaign against Softness, the Pharmacological Hegemony of the UCEM is pleased to announce, in conjunction with TTFU Pharmaceuticals the release of its new pill.

The Summing Up

W. Somerset Maugham knew he wanted to be a writer even before he became a medical student at St. Thomas’s Hospital in London. “We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.” – W. Somerset Maugham His years in medicine, rather than being a cul de sac for his creativity, [...]

Legless Lizard?

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If you go to enough talks on snakebite envenoming you’ll be familiar with the part of the talk where the speaker asks:

“How can you tell this is a legless lizard?”

There is always someone who replies:

“Because it doesn’t have legs.”

UCEM Promises Communication Training

Although UCEM are reassured that their ELF regimen for weight loss is gradually gaining wider acceptance, the college is concerned that the message is not being communicated according to utopian ideals.

Making Sense

How do experienced clinicians see beyond the superficial and understand the trouble brewing behind the scenes, seemingly before there is any warning? Where does such an unearthly prescience of what is about to happen come from? How is it that one sees what another doesn’t?

Being an expert clinician is not just a matter of making the right decisions, it is a matter of knowing when there is a decision to be made. This process is called ‘sense-making’.