
Egerton Y. Davis IV, Hygienist for the Council Executive and Head of the Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce, held a press conference at the UCEM headquarters on Enlightenment Boulevard today. He proclaimed: “…They shall think their manhoods cheap that they did not witness the unveiling of UCEM’s regimen for combating the crisis of post-Christmas corpulence, Byron’s ‘oily dropsy’.”


































