Regular ‘Life in the Fast Lane’ readers (Hi, Mum and Dad!) well know the importance of bringing home the bacon when it comes to dealing with medical emergencies using the healing forces of food.
Well, thanks to Archie McPhee, it is easier than ever to put into use the marvelous medical meat miracle that we call bacon:
That's right, bacon is back and even better.
Or, if you disagree with Homer Simpson:
“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge.”
You can use egg as an adjuvant:
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
- Doug Larson
[Thanks to @drrwinters and his emergency medicine blog for first bringing home the news about bacon bandages.]
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