Out, Out

Robert Frost’s poem, “Out, Out -”, evokes the senseless madness that we see daily in the ED and in the ICU.

Choosing Life or Death

Alicia von Stamwitz: … Instead, he takes a small step back from the gurney and asks, “Does your father have a living will?” I freeze. No emergency room doctor has asked me this before. I answer, evenly, yes. “Do you have durable power of attorney?” Yes…

UCEM Prepares For Mass Overdose

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Egerton Y. Davis IV has urged UCEM toxicologists to be on stand-by for potentially one of the worst voluntary mass poisonings the world has seen.

UCEM Adopts New Polypill

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UCEM is pleased to announced that all fondling members of the college subspecialising in the ‘Brave New World’ of Waiting Room Medicine will be provided with access to this new productivity aid:

Once Were Warriors

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Blood slowly dripped from two linear slits on the left side of the man’s chest. He focused on the doctor with a wide eyed stare and spoke in an anxious whisper:

“Doc, don’t let me die… don’t let me die, doc.”

Couch Medicine

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With ED overcrowding hitting record levels and budgets cuts carrying on from the last decade. Our intoxicated  patients can’t handle the concept of waiting room medicine and prefer the monitored couch approach in the comfort of their home.

Medgadget Medical Blog Awards 2009

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It is an honor to be nominated for an award at the 2009 Medical Weblog Awards hosted by Medgadget and sponsored by Epocrates.

Rapidly progressive respiratory failure

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A 30 year old male presents with a 3 day history of fevers and increasing breathlessness. On presentation he is noted to be severely hypoxic with sats of 80% on room air. The following chest X-ray is obtained:

Radiological Oddity #019

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Radiological Oddity #019 – What the?

Signs of Imminent Admission

Having trouble complying with the new 4 picosecond rule introduced by UCEM? Do not fret, you can improve your department’s efficiency a thousandfold by religiously employing the ‘Signs of ‘Imminent Admission’ as a disposition decision aid.