Grievous Bodily Harm

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GHB overdose’s present to emergency departments sporadically, although very popular in the media some emergency staff have never encountered GHB overdose’s. The following reviews the literature surrounding GHB and its management.

Greatest Hits 2009

Who's greatest hits? Ours of course!

We moved to a new website and, in the process, completely disappeared off the Google radar. We have seen the birth (by traumatic caesarean section) of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine, which will undoubtedly mature into a dominant force in the (tiny) world of medical satire (even if we are the only ones who ‘get it’…).

Empathy Pills are Wearing Off

Just go through the blue door...the blue door...the f#$%ing blue door

‘Tis a time for lost amoebic souls to congregate in ethereal pools of tranquil healing and join hands to synaptically and engage in flashes of conversation fuelled by the broth of malted yeast….

Bells Jingle Around the World

In a flourish of Utopian Christmas spirit we at Life in the Fast Lane embrace all cultural displays of festive positivity. Having demonstrated the Aussie Rusty Holden Ute, it is only fair that we travel further afield for some more great examples of Jingle Bell Joy

Could it be renal colic?

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Consider a 65-year-old male presenting with flank pain radiating to the groin. The following CT scan was taken to confirm a presumed diagnosis of renal colic

State of Confusion

Ed Wynn in "The Perfect Fool," 1959. Photo by Sid Avery.

The surgical team left the old man’s bedside as the ward round came to an end. “That chap’s really not with it is he?”, said the Surgeon to his House Officer. “Perhaps we should get the medics to have a look at him. Do you think his state of confusion is acute or chronic?”.

Cardiac Megacode

Post-resuscitation ECG

As leader of the MET team you were called to a ‘Code Blue’ as a 57 year-old man has arrested on the ward post-operatively…

Christmas Cancellation Canned

Santa Claus has agreed to clean up his act.

The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine has made an urgent press release: Christmas will NOT be canceled!

Christmas Canceled?

Egerton Y. Davis the Fourth, spokesperson for the Council Executive of the Utopian College for Emergency in Medicine, has announced that UCEM intends to cancel Christmas. He stated reluctantly: ”Tis not the season to be jolly, ’tis the season to be horrifically injured”.

Words of Wisdom in Christmas Cheer

Christmas Brilliance from the Guru – Tim Minchin White Wine in the Sun I’m looking forward to Christmas It’s sentimental I know But I just really like it I am hardly religious I’d rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu To be honest And yes I have all of the usual objections to consumerism [...]