Orthopedic Dilemma

A rich orthopedic surgeon, a poor orthopedic surgeon and Santa Claus were walking down the street together when they spotted a $100 note on the ground.

Question: Who picked up the $100 note?

100-dollar-bill

Answer: The rich orthopedic surgeon – the other two don’t exist

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Emergency physician with a passion for medical informatics and medical education. Co-founder of HealthEngine, iMeducate, and the GMEP. He writes more eclectically on the web as @sandnsurf | + Mike Cadogan | Contact

Comments

  1. Anthony Lowe says:

    Nice one!

    you’re picking on those “poor” orthopedic surgeons again….

  2. Anthony Lowe says:

    Nice one!

    you’re picking on those “poor” orthopedic surgeons again….

  3. shadowfax says:

    So, that’s true in OZ as well? Interesting. Wonder if it’s a worldwide phenomena

  4. shadowfax says:

    So, that’s true in OZ as well? Interesting. Wonder if it’s a worldwide phenomena

  5. Hildy says:

    I must say, being an orthopedic SHO makes one very poor.

  6. Hildy says:

    I must say, being an orthopedic SHO makes one very poor.

  7. Ian says:

    Q -- What’s pink and hard in front of an orthopaedic surgeon?

    A -- An ECG

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