The very model of a psychopharmacologist

I know Akiskal’s spectrum and it’s not just nosological

and I can write on psychotropic agents in prose lyrical!

I am the very model of a psychopharmacologist…

I know Akiskal’s spectrum and it’s not just nosological

From hyperthymic while depressed to manic mood euphorical

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters multiaxial

I understand conditions both the mental and the medical

About substance disorders I am teeming with a lot of news

With many cheerful facts on nicotine and alcohol abuse

I’m very good on making diagnoses categorical

More Medical Humor and Emergency Musical Interludes…