For my orthopedic colleagues
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Now that’s just mean!
Now that’s just mean!
I can change it to “I need my hands to write my Weblog” if you prefer?
I can change it to “I need my hands to write my Weblog” if you prefer?
I found these surfing for medical jokes. I was tempted to change the doctor to emergency physician…but I’m a nice guy!
Q. How do you hide a £5 note from a General Surgeon?
A. Hide it in the Patient’s Notes.
Q. How do you hide a £5 note from an Orthopaedic Surgeon?
A. Hide it in a Textbook.
Q. What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.
A. A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.
Q. What do you call 2 orthopaedic surgeons reading an ECG.
A. A double blind trial.
I found these surfing for medical jokes. I was tempted to change the doctor to emergency physician…but I’m a nice guy!
Q. How do you hide a £5 note from a General Surgeon?
A. Hide it in the Patient’s Notes.
Q. How do you hide a £5 note from an Orthopaedic Surgeon?
A. Hide it in a Textbook.
Q. What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.
A. A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.
Q. What do you call 2 orthopaedic surgeons reading an ECG.
A. A double blind trial.
I don’t get it…..
I don’t get it…..
LOLOL…. I agree totally. My cousin is an orthopod & he would too
LOLOL…. I agree totally. My cousin is an orthopod & he would too
Make fun of us while you can…. Just wait until you’re 60 with a painful arthritic hip and then we’ll see who’s the funny guy!!!
(joking obviously)
Make fun of us while you can…. Just wait until you’re 60 with a painful arthritic hip and then we’ll see who’s the funny guy!!!
(joking obviously)