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There can only be not enough beds

October 30, 2008 By 2 Comments


There cannot be not enough patients,
There can only be not enough beds.


There can be no access block,
There can only be not enough beds.


There can be no waiting room deaths,
There can only be not enough beds.


There cannot be too many beds,
There can only be not enough beds.

parody of ‘there can only be not enough vodka‘
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Comments

  1. Jonah says:
    October 30, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Hickety, Pickety, my medical men,
    They work hard again & again.

    and while they do the best they can,
    our admins have their head in the sand.

    Reply
  2. Jonah says:
    October 31, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Hickety, Pickety, my medical men,
    They work hard again & again.

    and while they do the best they can,
    our admins have their head in the sand.

    Reply

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