Emergency Musical Interlude Rap

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Some days the ticking of the clock provides the backdrop. Other days – the syncopation of ‘rocksteady’ S1-S2 beats juxtapose with palpable adrenaline, monitor alarms and fast rhythmic monologue to create a motivational swirl of energy which encapsulates your ‘perpetual motion’ of a day….

Usually some physical exercise, a swift drink and a slap to the face is enough to exorcise this incessant hum – but for those thrill seekers requiring a musical recreation of your day the Fast Lane proudly re-presents Emergency Musical Interlude IV….

Official Appology Form

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Life is busy – real busy, and we need some assistance every now and then to make it all a little easier. We already have the ‘Emergency Musical Interlude’ to enhance our audio-visual-laughter interface – and to make the world seem a temporarily better place.

Managing Multiple Sclerosis

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This noxious and precipitous combination increases our chances of developing significant physical and mental illness – unless we take time to smell the roses and recognize the early warning systems our body has in place

Cactus Spine Removal

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Cacti are dicotyledonous (characterized by two seed leaves) succulent perennial plants belonging to the family Cactaceae. There are approximately 2000 species and 100 genera of cacti are located primarily in the drier regions of tropical and subtropical America.

Emergency Musical Interlude III

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Medical musical parody by the Laryngospasms pertaining to anaesthetics and medical humor

Physician feed thyself

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There is a plethora of information pertaining to healthy products, the nutritional values of foods and ‘value-added’ goodness on the web. However nothing really cuts the melon like the alpha demonstration of nutritional analysis from Fealth.com

Anaesthetists Hymn

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The ‘Amateur Transplant’ team of British doctors Suman Biswas & Adam Kay have just released their second (and undoubtedly brilliant) album “Unfit to Practise”. For those not familiar this humorous duo – here is a little taster – the Anaesthetists Hymn

Emergency Musical Interlude I

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We all just need a break every so often….take it away – “The Laryngospasms”

Putting the Wencke back in your life

The impact of audio, visual and kinaesthetic learning modalities within a contextual setting is an effective educational ploy. Have been using this great video from ‘Med 2010 – U of A records’ to demonstrate these education techniques to medical students and residents with great effect….

Eponyms for your iPhone

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Over 1600 eponymous signs, symptoms and syndromes packed into this free website – alphabetically sorted and ready to read on your iPhone, Palm or windows mobile. Impress your friends with your knowledge of ‘Jumping Frenchman of Maine Syndrome’ or ‘Kew Gardens Spotted fever’…you know you want to