12 Days of Christmas in ER

On the first day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

A tubed patient looking at me!

A tubed patient looking at me

On the second day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Two Full arrests

And a tubed patient looking at me!

002 Bear arrest
 On the third day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

Three Ramped patients

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Four Bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

4 Bariatric
 On the fifth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,

Four Bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

Five ENT
 On the sixth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Six Drunks a swaying,

Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,

Four Bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

6 Drunks a swaying

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Seven Psychs a waiting,

Six Drunks a swaying,

Five Eee/Nnn/Tss,

Four Bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

Seven Psychs are waiting

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Eight Lacs a spurting,

Seven Psychs a waiting,

Six Drunks a swaying,

Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,

Four bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

8 lacs a spurting

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Nine OD’s fitting,

Eight Lacs a spurting,

Seven Psychs a waiting,

Six Drunks a swaying,

Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,

Four Bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

Nine OD’s fitting

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Ten strokes a coning,

Nine OD’s fitting,

Eight Lacs a spurting,

Seven Psychs a waiting,

Six Drunks a swaying,

Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,

Four Bairatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

Ten strokes a coning

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Eleven Constipations,

Ten strokes a coning,

Nine OD’s fitting,

Eight Lacs a spurting,

Seven Psychs a waiting,

Six Drunks a swaying,

Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,

Four Bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

Eleven Constipations

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me:

Twelve over census patients,

Eleven Constipations,

Ten strokes a coning,

Nine OD’s fitting,

Eight Lacs a spurting,

Seven Psychs a waiting,

Six Drunks a swaying,

Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,

Four Bariatric’s,

Three Ramped patients,

Two Full arrests,

And a tubed patient looking at me!

Twelve over census patients

Written by Emily Adams and Susan Meegan

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  1. Ryan says

    We had one floating around our ED a couple of years ago (maybe created by our American colleagues):
    Twelve beaten children
    Eleven drive-by shootings
    Ten frozen homeless
    Nine amputations
    Eight burn victims
    Seven strangled shoppers
    Six random knifings
    Five suicides
    Four beaten wives
    Three O.D’s
    Two shattered skulls
    and a drunk who drove into a tree….

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